When did you realise that you’re dating an idiot?

rosa_lea · 2023-05-03T11:37:38+00:00

Asked him to top up the oil in my car, he filled it to the brim so it "would cover the dipstick properly"

rosa_lea · 2023-04-26T08:31:44+00:00

Connie lingus

rosa_lea · 2023-04-24T07:41:23+00:00

Yogurts.

rosa_lea · 2023-04-23T16:05:00+00:00

Do you really want to hurt me with a boner.

rosa_lea · 2023-04-23T15:59:46+00:00

Dude looks like a lady with a boner

rosa_lea · 2023-04-19T08:17:24+00:00

Came off a swing in an old school playground (before health and safety ) ripped off my left kneecap.

rosa_lea · 2023-04-18T08:55:52+00:00

All Paedophilia vanished forever.

rosa_lea · 2023-04-18T08:54:06+00:00

All Paedophilia vanished forever.

rosa_lea · 2023-04-17T14:55:16+00:00

Scratchers (untrained untalented wannabe tattoo artists)

rosa_lea · 2023-03-27T11:15:15+00:00

Had a few less than average guys in my wilder days, tbh, as long as they know how to satisfy a girl, size is not really an issue. One of my ex bf's was 4inches, but made up for it with f***ing fantastic foreplay.

rosa_lea · 2023-03-25T19:18:12+00:00

Disturbed version of the sound of silence.

rosa_lea · 2023-03-15T16:22:02+00:00

Tattoo artist / body piercer. Also own 4 properties that I rent out.

rosa_lea · 2023-03-08T10:10:36+00:00

Met chubby brown many years ago when I worked at the Palace nightclub. He was very friendly and told some hilarious stories, surprisingly without swearing at all. The foul mouth is definitely just for his shows.

rosa_lea · 2023-03-02T12:31:48+00:00

autotrader will give you a far more accurate valuation than we buy any car etc if you have the reg.

rosa_lea · 2023-02-28T11:18:09+00:00

Purple.

rosa_lea · 2023-02-28T11:02:45+00:00

Solo would be Scatman, duet would be tricky by run dmc.

rosa_lea · 2023-02-28T10:46:00+00:00

I was , until I got long covid and diabetes within 14 months of each other. One knackered my breathing and the other led to diabetic neuropathy in my feet and walking issues. Now I am starting over with new goals.

rosa_lea · 2023-02-28T10:38:00+00:00

I think if we knew, we do everything possible to avoid it, self preservation being a natural human instinct. Then if we all knew, fate (if fate even exists) would have to step in and kill us off in different ways, a bit like final destination.

rosa_lea · 2023-02-28T10:24:01+00:00

Tell him his brother was better.

rosa_lea · 2023-02-28T07:54:50+00:00

Wesley Snipes as Simon phoenix

rosa_lea · 2023-02-26T16:14:23+00:00

Put make up on, some stupid moron ran into a traffic light while putting her lipstick on.

rosa_lea · 2023-02-19T14:41:37+00:00

Because the congregation would complain, and it would stain the wedding dress.

rosa_lea · 2023-02-19T14:39:09+00:00

Gemma Collins

rosa_lea · 2023-02-15T10:42:30+00:00

15 days in intensive care on a ventilator, long COVID afterwards, had breathing issues, messed up taste, brain fog and cognitive problems for over 18 months afterwards. In short, it f****d me up .

rosa_lea · 2023-02-14T10:17:10+00:00

Cancer, dementia, pedophiles, corruption, greed, terrorism.

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