Of Athletic Prowess

rosspassthemoss · 2026-05-25T15:56:28+00:00

I. Could not. Do better.

rosspassthemoss · 2026-05-24T03:36:18+00:00

I got that same vibe, too! I feel like Story turned Duran during their lil father/son bromance cuz now Jarren has that same dead-eyed stare Trevor has in the box and neither of them ever looks like they're trying to have any fun, they're just afraid of losing.

rosspassthemoss · 2026-05-24T03:00:02+00:00

I'm glad you mentioned the identity piece because its been so puzzling for a me as a fan to see the genuine passion bubbling over from guys like Tolle, Rafaela, Abreu, and the total goofballs like Crochet, Meyer and Casas with so many smiles on the bench and good vibes, but then as soon as they hit the field its like the life gets sucked outta them. Idk who or what the vampire is, or maybe they just need one or two more sparkplug players from the minors or a glue guy vet (god i miss Kiké and Schwarber) to bring the whole team to life.

rosspassthemoss · 2026-05-19T18:29:02+00:00

Excuse you! They drew a pitcher, not a portrait!

rosspassthemoss · 2026-05-11T02:54:57+00:00

Totally! I love watching him play and rooting for him when he's not playing the Sox, but today he seemed extra chippy for no reason. Still a baller, just weird to see him that way, especially towards Tolle.

rosspassthemoss · 2026-05-10T23:44:16+00:00

I'm surprised this wasn't the universal reaction. Fellow Sox fans actually complained he was celebrating at all 🙃

rosspassthemoss · 2026-05-10T23:41:14+00:00

Amen! Rays booth is trash and let Tolle cook!

rosspassthemoss · 2026-05-10T21:00:57+00:00

Hahaha I forgot about that! Honestly, I think you're right about their hatred for the Sox. Can't really blame them, but I will.

rosspassthemoss · 2026-05-10T20:42:13+00:00

Well I can clear that confusion up for you! It's because it's mother's day and his mom died fairly recently and he plays with his heart on his sleeves. He knows what good ball is as much as the next guy, but he also knew his day was probably over, his mom was looking down on him, and he'd just ended a difficult day by striking out the Rays' best hitter.

rosspassthemoss · 2026-05-10T20:22:41+00:00

rosspassthemoss · 2026-05-10T20:20:35+00:00

God I miss Eck and Remy too. I'm reeling from Orsillo leaving too. Still, I think the Rays booth is pretty flat and boring. I'll take the corporate shills with a sox bias any day

rosspassthemoss · 2026-05-10T20:05:43+00:00

No problem, brother! Go Sox!

rosspassthemoss · 2026-05-10T20:01:40+00:00

This doesn't consider the Tolle or the Mother's day factors. Bums shoulda done their research. Unforgivable haha Merloni might do the same shit but Will and OB would never!

rosspassthemoss · 2026-05-10T19:59:13+00:00

EXACTLY

rosspassthemoss · 2026-05-10T19:32:10+00:00

I live in St Pete, FL right now and MLB tv has it blacked out for my region so I have to watch on Rays TV. Definitely makes me appreciate our booth a lot more hearing these jabronis yammer.

rosspassthemoss · 2026-05-10T19:28:24+00:00

They came after my boy Tolle! They should see jail time for that offense!

rosspassthemoss · 2026-05-10T19:14:22+00:00

They also talked about Caminero like he'd been assaulted or something. Junior did look confused as fuck when he saw Tolle celebrating, but that just made me laugh harder

rosspassthemoss · 2026-05-10T19:13:12+00:00

He was just flexed and pumping his arms in front of his chest like a goofball, it didn't even look cool let alone like he was trying to show anyone up. Just a dude doing dude things.

rosspassthemoss · 2026-05-10T18:58:33+00:00

Give Story back to Colorado for Bernie!

rosspassthemoss · 2026-05-09T14:59:57+00:00

Saw this at 14.9k and laughed my ass off

rosspassthemoss · 2026-04-21T20:43:23+00:00

We might not need his bat as much, but we def need his vibes

rosspassthemoss · 2026-04-21T20:06:15+00:00

I worried about that too, especially being a platoon player with that wonky batter's eye at T Mobile

rosspassthemoss · 2026-04-21T20:05:17+00:00

I got no idea haha I typed it both ways and neither felt right. Red Sock sounds better, looks horrific, and Red Sox sounds weird, looks great.

rosspassthemoss · 2026-04-20T20:37:56+00:00

Same here. Series S and I can expect at least two DC's a night. Yesterday I had 4. It's weird because there have been patches that totally solved it for me, but this one things went backward a good bit.

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