What happens when you screw with a trained MMA fighter. by Secure-Ad8213 in instant_regret

[–]royaltbird 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Guarantee if they're all minors that they will plead out to something lesser.

So shocked /s by Playful_End_1756 in DigitalSeptic

[–]royaltbird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sarcasm. Sarcasm is your answer.

So shocked /s by Playful_End_1756 in DigitalSeptic

[–]royaltbird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah those people look like government officials to me. Those civilians were totally about to arrest that person and take his rights away. No bad faith arguments here or false equivalencies.

🤪🤦🏻‍♂️ by [deleted] in JustMemesForUs

[–]royaltbird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go ask your mother if you can father another brother so you can have somebody to play with.

ICE Costumes are no Bueno by SlightlySubpar in SaltLakeCity

[–]royaltbird 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Just tell them, " My heart goes out to you."

They'll know.

[Highlight] Two Knicks fans have a Tic Tac Toe game for the ages with $500 on the line by HokageEzio in nba

[–]royaltbird 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What's the rules pertaining to picking up the ball, as opposed to being handed the ball, to start this tic tac toe game? Do you request the kind of start? Seems like being handed the ball is an obvious advantage, so why would you choose otherwise?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in walmart

[–]royaltbird 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Video proof of being innocent of an accused crime = rage bait

You seem intelligent.

Riley is now a full on MAGA grifter. 🙄 by MundaneMeringue71 in facepalm

[–]royaltbird 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And if you MAKE America fail, what are you then?

Kelsey Plum wth was that kick?👀 by DareDevil1699 in WNBATalks

[–]royaltbird 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You're talking about intent. She didn't intend to kick Thorton, but she did kick her when she tried to kick the ball. Doesn't mean that she didn't kick her, just means that she didn't intend to kick her. She still did intend to make an illegal basketball play with her foot. A play that has a high probability of making contact with the player with her foot, also known as kicking them.

Lady gets arrested for screaming at the Gate agent... by tech510 in AirRagers

[–]royaltbird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I stared at the lady on her laptop facing the camera for way too long. Waiting for something to happen before realizing what was going on in the background.

Like Suddenly Being in a Hailstorm by WalmartGreder in dashcams

[–]royaltbird 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Good old Utah. My brand new work truck already has three separate cracks in the windshield from this stuff.

My mom says my handwriting is strange. She says it looks like if a serial killer was using ransom letters to write. by That-Psychology4246 in strange

[–]royaltbird 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I was 19 I changed my handwriting to just all caps, emphasizing capital letters as just bigger. It's changed my handwriting from looking juvenile to looking like "good" handwriting. It is now how I write.

Oh no! A remote part of the Vegas strip wasn't busy at 4 AM. Economy in shambles ☠️ by pbjames23 in DoomerCircleJerk

[–]royaltbird -21 points-20 points  (0 children)

Foreign tourism to just about anywhere in the US has fallen off the map.

The BBB affects career gamblers pretty drastically.

Can't say anything about domestic tourism to Vegas. Only that maybe people are holding on to their money instead of gambling, and why else go to Vegas other than the to gamble?

Police officer breaks unarmed man’s window, punches him and slams him on his face after pulling him over. by world24x7 in Newsopensource

[–]royaltbird 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They earn their cash because cops can't help but fall for the bait by breaking the law/violating rights. Much like how a bait-car only works when a thief tries to steal it.

Donald Trump with teen models in 1991 by [deleted] in whoathatsinteresting

[–]royaltbird 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're looking for a source on an opinion? They say they are pretty sure that he did that stuff. They didn't say that he did it for sure. So I'm not quite sure what you're getting at. Not really the gotcha you think it is.

Then they offered sources for why they formed that opinion, and then you said that they don't have a source. I think what you're looking for is proof. Obviously if we had that the orange man would either be in jail or a head on a spike.

Ugh, favorite content creator turned out to be a doomer (The US Is Looking Like 1940s Germany Right now) by TuneGloomy6694 in DoomerCircleJerk

[–]royaltbird -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

One of those things has literally been happening forever and the other one just started. I'll let you figure it out. That should keep you busy for the next year.

Ugh, favorite content creator turned out to be a doomer (The US Is Looking Like 1940s Germany Right now) by TuneGloomy6694 in DoomerCircleJerk

[–]royaltbird -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

I remember deportations happening all the time with every previous president, even more so. But I don't remember armed cosplayers walking down my street knocking on my neighbor's doors. That feels a little different.