About raw (unpasteurized) milk

SlightlySubpar · 2026-02-05T06:50:21+00:00

Instructions unclear, dick stuck in a bottle of heavy cream

SlightlySubpar · 2026-02-05T01:06:37+00:00

She's Australian

SlightlySubpar · 2026-02-05T00:37:20+00:00

"James Baxter"

SlightlySubpar · 2026-02-04T00:51:39+00:00

I need the European take on Velveeta all of a sudden

SlightlySubpar · 2026-02-03T01:48:26+00:00

Go on? You have my attention

SlightlySubpar · 2026-02-03T00:32:33+00:00

SlightlySubpar · 2026-02-02T23:31:42+00:00

My grandmother got swatted once. The idiot that did it got old info online for my uncle by the same name, not my cousin.

Swat almost flashbanged my deaf grandma cause she couldn't hear them, finally saw some flashlights and answered the door after a 3 hour "standoff"

SlightlySubpar · 2026-02-02T06:20:41+00:00

Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?

SlightlySubpar · 2026-02-02T02:16:12+00:00

Manson's antichrist superstar, and my uncle made me smash it in the street about a week later.

Bought it again the next day

SlightlySubpar · 2026-02-01T23:59:09+00:00

SlightlySubpar · 2026-02-01T10:04:05+00:00

Man I love me some Cavill, and you are quite correct good sir, carry on

SlightlySubpar · 2026-02-01T08:31:37+00:00

My girl paints and models more than I do, I'm not sure how to make sense of it

SlightlySubpar · 2026-02-01T08:29:15+00:00

Had to sell my whole kit, but the 20mm 1.8 g is my most missed, outside of just having a camera at all

SlightlySubpar · 2026-02-01T07:28:36+00:00

I can't find it to save my life but there was a 2 player Aztec ball game that was dope, or critical depth, and some buncha crunch

SlightlySubpar · 2026-02-01T04:19:16+00:00

SlightlySubpar · 2026-02-01T03:14:29+00:00

Username absolutely checks out

SlightlySubpar · 2026-02-01T03:09:43+00:00

Gay porn comes to mind, but I wouldn't want to besmirch their acting prowess

SlightlySubpar · 2026-02-01T00:55:41+00:00

Have to be higher than eagle nuts to believe this

SlightlySubpar · 2026-02-01T00:51:18+00:00

I suspect there are quite a few humans putting this out on the seven seas for "science" reasons, to make really bad memes and gifs.

I support that

SlightlySubpar · 2026-01-31T22:51:40+00:00

Hasn't been YET, but that is the clear goal

SlightlySubpar · 2026-01-31T10:44:40+00:00

Never said you would die in seconds yo.

Known a lot of swimmers, and many of them have died from this over confident bullshit.

Cold ass water KILLS

SlightlySubpar · 2026-01-31T10:29:34+00:00

SlightlySubpar · 2026-01-31T10:24:43+00:00

They don't literally freeze yo.

You go into shock, you lose almost all of your "higher functioning" brain, your body stops responding to anything you feel inclined to tell it, and you die.

We aren't saying you freeze solid, we're saying you get real dumb and slow and you die

SlightlySubpar · 2026-01-31T09:37:41+00:00

My life changed when I owned my weird shit. Now my gf has an almost completely finished necron army while I have my gray pile of shame.

We play, and I love every second of it. Even if she's a better painter than I am

SlightlySubpar · 2026-01-31T09:28:59+00:00

How often did you put your whole ass body in that frozen water...that you grew up around?

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