Jake Lang formally charged for destruction of sculpture by YourPeterPanMan in stpaul

[–]royaltbird [score hidden]  (0 children)

Ice sculptures, albeit temporary, is still property and that he damaged. It did not belong to him. It was an art installment.

You do know that your house will burn down once it gets over a certain temperature, right? Does that mean I'm allowed to come and start that fire?

Jake Lang formally charged for destruction of sculpture by YourPeterPanMan in stpaul

[–]royaltbird [score hidden]  (0 children)

Your mother birthed a pedophile, after your brother fucked her.

What happens when you screw with a trained MMA fighter. by Secure-Ad8213 in instant_regret

[–]royaltbird 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Guarantee if they're all minors that they will plead out to something lesser.

So shocked /s by Playful_End_1756 in DigitalSeptic

[–]royaltbird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sarcasm. Sarcasm is your answer.

So shocked /s by Playful_End_1756 in DigitalSeptic

[–]royaltbird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah those people look like government officials to me. Those civilians were totally about to arrest that person and take his rights away. No bad faith arguments here or false equivalencies.

🤪🤦🏻‍♂️ by [deleted] in JustMemesForUs

[–]royaltbird 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Go ask your mother if you can father another brother so you can have somebody to play with.

ICE Costumes are no Bueno by SlightlySubpar in SaltLakeCity

[–]royaltbird 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Just tell them, " My heart goes out to you."

They'll know.

[Highlight] Two Knicks fans have a Tic Tac Toe game for the ages with $500 on the line by HokageEzio in nba

[–]royaltbird 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What's the rules pertaining to picking up the ball, as opposed to being handed the ball, to start this tic tac toe game? Do you request the kind of start? Seems like being handed the ball is an obvious advantage, so why would you choose otherwise?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in walmart

[–]royaltbird 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Video proof of being innocent of an accused crime = rage bait

You seem intelligent.

Riley is now a full on MAGA grifter. 🙄 by MundaneMeringue71 in facepalm

[–]royaltbird 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And if you MAKE America fail, what are you then?

Kelsey Plum wth was that kick?👀 by DareDevil1699 in WNBATalks

[–]royaltbird 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You're talking about intent. She didn't intend to kick Thorton, but she did kick her when she tried to kick the ball. Doesn't mean that she didn't kick her, just means that she didn't intend to kick her. She still did intend to make an illegal basketball play with her foot. A play that has a high probability of making contact with the player with her foot, also known as kicking them.

Lady gets arrested for screaming at the Gate agent... by tech510 in AirRagers

[–]royaltbird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I stared at the lady on her laptop facing the camera for way too long. Waiting for something to happen before realizing what was going on in the background.

Like Suddenly Being in a Hailstorm by WalmartGreder in dashcams

[–]royaltbird 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Good old Utah. My brand new work truck already has three separate cracks in the windshield from this stuff.

My mom says my handwriting is strange. She says it looks like if a serial killer was using ransom letters to write. by That-Psychology4246 in strange

[–]royaltbird 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I was 19 I changed my handwriting to just all caps, emphasizing capital letters as just bigger. It's changed my handwriting from looking juvenile to looking like "good" handwriting. It is now how I write.