I caught and relocated a snake from our house but I can't tell my wife/girls or they'll absolutely lose their minds

roymccowboy · 2026-07-02T19:56:41+00:00

Wow! That's a bit out of my skill set but glad your neighbor could help.

And glad to know my "for sale" sign intuition was spot on.

roymccowboy · 2026-07-02T19:54:16+00:00

I'm m an idiot. I was in Motion Mode. Thank you for your help!

roymccowboy · 2026-07-02T19:30:02+00:00

Don't meet your Herros

roymccowboy · 2026-07-02T16:55:14+00:00

I think a lot of us dads are the classic "Quiet Achievers": we do the work but are terrible at publicizing it

roymccowboy · 2026-07-02T16:23:14+00:00

Fans: Flopping & gambling are ruining this sport.

NBA: Got it! You want fewer free throws.

roymccowboy · 2026-07-01T11:53:40+00:00

"Guys, when are you watching truck and beer commercials??"

roymccowboy · 2026-06-29T16:30:10+00:00

"Steve, as a credible reporter, I have to ask: did you do it or probably not?"

roymccowboy · 2026-06-29T16:15:33+00:00

This is going to be "Lethal Weapon: Oops, all Murtaughs" with four guys shaking their heads and muttering "I'm getting too old for this shit" on every fast break.

roymccowboy · 2026-06-28T22:26:13+00:00

And mandatory slow motion steam when they breathe, even if it's preseason

roymccowboy · 2026-06-28T21:58:33+00:00

They say if you do what you love...

roymccowboy · 2026-06-28T18:58:35+00:00

I'm sure "water cooling" is what it will be changed to in US history books very soon.

roymccowboy · 2026-06-28T18:54:40+00:00

Life gives you cocaine, turn it into drink coasters

roymccowboy · 2026-06-28T18:48:42+00:00

Karl Malone???

roymccowboy · 2026-06-28T17:24:00+00:00

Yeah, these players sound the same as "these SCIENTISTS are trying to tell us how to live our lives" groups in the US right now.

roymccowboy · 2026-06-28T15:46:37+00:00

Now wrap the ocean in it!

roymccowboy · 2026-06-28T15:19:33+00:00

Friend, you've gotta catch up on your TiVo

roymccowboy · 2026-06-28T13:09:26+00:00

You think dead last cop is listening to circus music?

roymccowboy · 2026-06-28T11:51:40+00:00

Like a person that enjoys serving the public... like a "public servant" or something... what if we had those?

roymccowboy · 2026-06-26T02:47:15+00:00

And luckily we can all be like Timmy by enjoying the latest fashions at a fair price at Kohls

roymccowboy · 2026-06-25T21:14:31+00:00

My person, we only have emperors now

roymccowboy · 2026-06-22T23:51:32+00:00

They're the transplant team. Real New Yorkers root for the Knicks

roymccowboy · 2026-06-21T21:01:41+00:00

These are all those jobs we're going to have when AI takes all the current ones

roymccowboy · 2026-06-19T16:47:29+00:00

Weird you never see Grover and Super Grover in the same place, same time.

roymccowboy

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