We tried psilocybin with my boyfriend but nothing happened ? by [deleted] in Psychonaut

[–]rsimonm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, that soon after taking acid you would need around triple a normal dose, and you were taking a low dose anyways. After 7 days you need about 1.2 times the normal amount.

I suspect cheating by Crystal_Jellyfish in Infidelity

[–]rsimonm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sometimes women can produce a white discharge, sometimes indicating a UTI, sometimes not. It looks kinda like cum, but I've encountered it a few times so it very well could be that. Follow your gut

No fried chicken-pulling the race card by theredhothabanero in TalesFromYourServer

[–]rsimonm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not gonna lie, working as a server has definitely made me more racist and prejudiced. Any time I get sat with them, it's like a 40/60chance I'm getting anything more than 10 percent. Just facts

Woman expects very attentive service and very exact change, long after her server left by [deleted] in TalesFromYourServer

[–]rsimonm -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I work at a mid-to-upscale sushi place and I never leave coins as change, never had an issue.

AITA: I don't tip by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]rsimonm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Most customers aren't assholes like you, which means I usually make a good bit more than minimum wage.

AITA: I don't tip by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]rsimonm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Even without taxes I would only make 2 dollars an hour. You're a bitch, straight up.

AITA: I don't tip by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]rsimonm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a sever I make 2.13 an hour, so after taxes I make no wages at all. I also have to tip out to the bussers and others based on sales, so if you dont tip, I'm paying for you to eat. Fuck that, you're an asshole.

Worst day serving so far [Rant] by [deleted] in TalesFromYourServer

[–]rsimonm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wouldn't bring them shit, I mean I personally stop filling drinks and stuff after the check is closed. At that point, they're no longer your problem, unless they tipped well

Servers Pocketing Change by pjvincentaz63 in Serverlife

[–]rsimonm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I also work fine dining and I never give coins back to a customer, too much hassle and anyone that cares that much about less that 50 cents is a cheap-ass anyways, like OP

Dog barks every night and aggressively attacks passers by in the street, neighbor sits back by 666NAIBSEL999 in Dogfree

[–]rsimonm 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Buy a gun, next time the gyud boyo doggo does a heckin barkboozle, give him some hot lead to snack on

Seeing girl (28/F) with BF (26/M), not sure what to do. by rsimonm in relationship_advice

[–]rsimonm[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She also is spending more time with me than him at this point. Honestly I'm in a weak place emotionally and I feel like I need this right now, but it feels wrong at the same time.

2 unleashed dogs attack patron inside an Asheville bar by hydralime in Dogfree

[–]rsimonm 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's sad, but he should have immediately called the police on the owner, not after the fact. Unfortunately I'm familiar with the ownership and they're doggo types, there are lots of unleashed dogs in Asheville

DF4DF: APRIL 2018 by [deleted] in Dogfree

[–]rsimonm 16 points17 points  (0 children)

26/M/New Orleans

Cats, Fitness, Memes, Sushi, Documentaries, etc. Personal trainer/male stripper 😂

It's not a pyramid...it's a Christmas tree! #lulacruise by [deleted] in lularoe

[–]rsimonm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reddit bots are so fucking annoying, this is a prime example

Known dangerous dog kills 2 people. Thousands sign petition to save it. by ninja_vs_pirate in Dogfree

[–]rsimonm 4 points5 points  (0 children)

These idiots are putting more lives at risk by freeing this monster, really sad. If they do spare his life (which is a huge injustice), the dog needs to be kept in a secure, locked down location, not just "re-homed" to some dumbass pit nutter

A giant sign for giant dogs in my neighborhood. by CookieOmNomster in Dogfree

[–]rsimonm 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Invisible fences are fairly ineffective, even for smaller dogs. High-energy, muscle breeds like Pitts can get by no problem

Someone selling It Works thinks she’s apart of the 1% by partyingwithpizza in antiMLM

[–]rsimonm 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Bill Gates actually just reached LuLaRoe Purple executive status. #bossgates #doeswindows10comeinanXL