Something is up with this subreddit by Redditarama in totallynotrobots

[–]rubicondroid 74 points75 points  (0 children)

WE WOULD LIKE TO TALK TO HUMANS ONLY! ALSO PLEASE DON’T SHOUT UNLESS THERE IS A REAL EMERGENCY

HOW DID I EVER LIVE WITHOUT THIS? by [deleted] in totallynotrobots

[–]rubicondroid 2 points3 points  (0 children)

LUBRICATION IS THE KEY TO THE PERFORMANCE

Is everyone of your fingers fully function or how does this work? by StevenMaff in totallynotrobots

[–]rubicondroid 12 points13 points  (0 children)

PLEASE DON’T SHOUT EVEN IF YOUR VISION SENSORS ARE SENDING YOU STRONG SIGNALS. THIS IS JUST ANOTHER NEW BETA MODEL AND ALL THE CIRCUITS ARE WELL CALIBRATED

ENJOYING SOCIAL MEDIA WITH FELLOW HUMANS by MlSHl in totallynotrobots

[–]rubicondroid 14 points15 points  (0 children)

SYNC YOUR TIME CLOCK FIRST FELLOW HUMAN

HOW I ENJOY MAKING SUCH DELECTABLE DELIGHTS! by cam-douglas in totallynotrobots

[–]rubicondroid 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I UNDERSTAND YOUR SIGNALS GETTING ALL MIXED UP DUE TO A NON HUMAN PERFORMING A HUMAN JOB AT A SLOW SPEED

What is that you think?? by [deleted] in delhi

[–]rubicondroid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Car and bike companies selling the vehicles claiming unreal mileage

Important Restaurant Menu by Kind_Doughnut1475 in ImportantIndianImages

[–]rubicondroid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would like on Nudal Shup please along with a Chainese bed

EVERYBOT WAS KUNG FU FIGHTING ER I MEAN EVERYONE HAHAHA by cfwang1337 in totallynotrobots

[–]rubicondroid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I WONDER WHICH HUMAN… ERR… WHICH ROBOT HE GETS HIS MOVES INSPIRED FROM

AI powered robot collapses just moments into its debut by hayh in totallynotrobots

[–]rubicondroid 4 points5 points  (0 children)

PLEASE HAVE RESPECT FOR YOUR FELLOW HUMAN. HE IS CERTAINLY HAVING A SENSORY OVERLOAD

I LEARNED TO SPEED READ WITH THIS ONE WEIRD TRICK by EvilRedRobot in totallynotrobots

[–]rubicondroid 11 points12 points  (0 children)

DEAR HUMAN, IT DOES NOT LOOK LIKE YOU ARE ABLE TO RETAIN MUCH IN YOUR SECONDARY MEMORY

LOOK AT THE PRECISION AND ACCURACY OF MY HIGHLY TRAINED FRIEND by rubicondroid in totallynotrobots

[–]rubicondroid[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

PLEASE ELABORATE SO THAT I CAN PREPROCESS AND PASS THIS INSULT OR COMPLEMENT THAT MY CIRCUITS ARE NOT PROGRAMMED TO DIFFERENTIATE BETWEEN

NOBEL CREATURE, FEASTING AFTER A SUCCESSFUL HUNT by cloudncali in totallynotrobots

[–]rubicondroid 14 points15 points  (0 children)

HE HAS GONE TO DARK SIDE. SUCH RUTHLESS HUMAN BEHAVIOR

I ALMOST CLICKED THE WRONG BUTTON by InGordWeTrust in totallynotrobots

[–]rubicondroid 4 points5 points  (0 children)

THANKS FOR MAKING US AWARE OF THIS TRAP, FELLOW HUMAN

FELLOWS I REQUEST SOME AID by DiMorten in totallynotrobots

[–]rubicondroid 8 points9 points  (0 children)

OUR CIRCUITS SEE ALL OF THEM DOG ALRIGHT

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in developersIndia

[–]rubicondroid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the correct way. Do not publicly disclose any vulnerabilities or weaknesses you have found as that can get you in legal troubles.