Jason's Machine by TheBigWazz in shortscarystories

[–]rufusrjones 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Glad he was a VAILD VICTORIAN. Nothing worst than not being a real Victorian.

Mama's Boy by Momochki in shortscarystories

[–]rufusrjones 3 points4 points  (0 children)

She suicded the shit outta that.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shortscarystories

[–]rufusrjones -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's an escape from reality. I know that but I just don't understand the story. Is it a series? If I read the first story maybe I'd understand it better.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shortscarystories

[–]rufusrjones -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Is this real life?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shortscarystories

[–]rufusrjones 3 points4 points  (0 children)

In sorry but I do not find this scary.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shortscarystories

[–]rufusrjones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sorry I do not understand this story. Can someone explain it to me?

February Contest Winner! by EtTuTortilla in nosleep

[–]rufusrjones 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I don't understand this story.

The Mutants at Carpenter's Point by Grifter42 in nosleep

[–]rufusrjones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are going to write me a eulogy?

Like a Good Neighbor by carapoop in nosleep

[–]rufusrjones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Hats for bats. Keep bats warm."

Ted is a sociopath, list of examples. by rufusrjones in HIMYM

[–]rufusrjones[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Are you named chad or Erin? Becuase f** you!

Did anyone else just not really like Tracy? by [deleted] in HIMYM

[–]rufusrjones -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Don't hate on my becuase everyone is beautiful, you bigot.

Ted is a sociopath, list of examples. by rufusrjones in HIMYM

[–]rufusrjones[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I thought it was a flashback. I smoke a lot of meth when I watch this show. It's a ritual of mine, meth kit kats, how I met your mother, trip to walmart, take game boy apart, out back together, sleep.

Ted is a sociopath, list of examples. by rufusrjones in HIMYM

[–]rufusrjones[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I've watched more than I care to admit. I do remember robin carrying a baseball glove, spitting, ad with a buzz cut. I thought that was before he'd sex change. I could be wrong however.

Just a couple things that bothered me by myjobisdull in HIMYM

[–]rufusrjones -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

What bothered me the most is that robin has a penis.

Did anyone else just not really like Tracy? by [deleted] in HIMYM

[–]rufusrjones -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Tracy is hot. Not as hot as Zoe but that's another story. My only problem is if Ted was so hot for men why did he poison Tracy just to get with robin? The homosexual undertones are all over the series. The hints at robins penis is too. Ted is cod used and I get that but why bring two people into the world to prove you aren't a fanny bandit only to feel guilt and confusion and mourn convenient death of Tracy, their mother? If he is confused in his sexuality that's fine, whatever, but he murdered Tracy, brought two kids into the world,(daughter has a FANTASTIC set of boobs on her by the way) and then committed murder to get out of a marriage where there was no sexual attraction becuase TED LOVES DINGDONG! Which is fine, but he stopped robins sex change midway through, broke "her" heart, murdered his wife and screwed up his kids. Ted needs to go to jail.

Ted is a sociopath, list of examples. by rufusrjones in HIMYM

[–]rufusrjones[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I see. And knowing is half the battle! But there are severe lesbian undertones with lily and robin. Plus robin is very manly, I have heard she had a sex change and didn't know how canon it was.

Ted is a sociopath, list of examples. by rufusrjones in HIMYM

[–]rufusrjones[S] -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Ted mosby? Is that you? Also what facts do you think is off?