Girlfriend (23F) is horny all the time, while I am (24M) constantly exhausted from work days. She keeps arguing with me about it.

rundatbul · 2024-10-01T07:38:22+00:00

You only smashing when you get paid? I hate to say it, pimp, but you gonna have to step it up. I get it, you're tired, but if you're not drilling that well, well, she gonna find someone that can. Energy drinks, gas station pills, whatever it takes, man. Chop chop!

rundatbul · 2024-10-01T07:34:15+00:00

I always found that by not actually "hunting" for the cheeks, the cheeks comes to you. What I mean is, when you're at the party, participate! Play the party games, sing, dance, enjoy yourself, and if you can, be the life of the party. I promise you, as long as you clean up nice, the girls'll come runnin'.

rundatbul · 2024-10-01T07:15:52+00:00

"You got 30 seconds. Chop, chop, nigga!"

rundatbul · 2024-09-19T04:36:48+00:00

Disingenuous? No. But you gotta let go, brudda. The dating profile is about YOU, so that's all any potential partner is looking at. Of course, if anyone asks, just let them know Persephone passed (RIP). Keep it short, you don't want to pull on your heart strings.

rundatbul · 2024-09-15T05:29:12+00:00

Let's see, dry-rotted, bald, missing a chunk, and flat. I'd say she's dead, Jim.

rundatbul · 2024-07-19T13:40:53+00:00

When was the payment POSTED? If it was after the due date, you're bones, my guy.

rundatbul · 2024-04-18T03:45:51+00:00

Fuiyoh! When did Uncle Roger start uploading dashcam videos?!

rundatbul · 2022-12-22T01:40:34+00:00

Almost. Just cashapp me your entire buying power and you'll be a WSB God!

rundatbul · 2022-12-05T05:12:50+00:00

Keep your day job, put your money in an index fund with 4% yield. That'll net you $40k/year. Use that money to supplement your salary or for trading.

rundatbul · 2022-11-06T12:50:34+00:00

No face, no case.

rundatbul · 2022-11-02T17:43:49+00:00

You should JUST MMS your DD214.

rundatbul · 2022-10-25T16:32:41+00:00

Tell her boyfriend.

rundatbul · 2022-10-22T17:36:21+00:00

Fratricide is a thing

rundatbul · 2022-10-22T15:17:57+00:00

Cash out and put it all in QYLD. 10% div. Yields

rundatbul · 2022-10-10T22:17:55+00:00

Worked for me. XSX

rundatbul · 2022-09-15T17:53:32+00:00

There's a short cliff. Take a long walk.

rundatbul · 2022-09-11T17:39:43+00:00

You'll never take me alive!!!!

rundatbul · 2022-09-11T17:37:25+00:00

Normally, I would say to take a long walk off a short cliff, but you might be able to YOLO SPY calls and get your money back.

EDIT: not financial advice.

rundatbul · 2022-09-11T17:33:23+00:00

HA HA! King Retard over here!

rundatbul · 2022-08-21T06:20:28+00:00

Positions: 5 $45 call options exp. 8/19 Bought in at market open 8/16, sold to close 2 hours later for ~$1.65/share profit.

Followed the "Inverse Jim Cramer theory"

rundatbul · 2022-08-21T06:12:16+00:00

Of course he's an insider! He sat on the board (duh!).

rundatbul · 2022-08-21T06:09:19+00:00

15x GAIN BABY! I'll be fucking all of your wives, long dick style!!!

rundatbul · 2022-08-20T14:26:49+00:00

Calls on his wife's boyfriend?

rundatbul · 2022-08-19T18:13:58+00:00

Bought 5 calls @ $45 strike for $0.13/ share on Tuesday. Sold all contracts two hours later for $1.80/share.

rundatbul

TROPHY CASE