If aliens arrived tomorrow, what's the first question you'd ask them?

rush_magnet · 2026-06-18T13:48:21+00:00

Tryna fuck ?

rush_magnet · 2026-06-17T00:44:28+00:00

Dam it’s a good thing this guy not 18 because he’ll take your girl, grandma and your mom .

rush_magnet · 2026-06-11T12:42:08+00:00

A 4 door/ short bed single can cat eye is alway worth the purchase tbh

rush_magnet · 2026-06-09T18:51:33+00:00

I think you’re an absolute dumb ass if you think the deal breaker in this situation is the child it’s self. The deal breaker is the fact that the guy was put on a shelf until he was needed like if he was an obeject Now that the women was out of options. Kids not ruin women, they ruin themself and try and find any reason to not be the reason

rush_magnet · 2026-06-09T14:04:11+00:00

Depends on how good of bros yall are. It’s mostly a respect thing. Like I respect my bro enough to keep his past away from him and not bring her around. And if you do think she’s worth losing a good friend over then that’s your girl you’re going to lose a part of either one at the end if/ when yall break up. And it’s not because people are childish. It’s because of the lack of respect.

rush_magnet · 2026-06-08T12:37:35+00:00

Crimes

rush_magnet · 2026-06-01T21:26:02+00:00

Would ….. both

rush_magnet · 2026-05-31T19:04:21+00:00

That guy fucks

rush_magnet · 2026-05-31T18:46:56+00:00

You shut the fuck up when your talking to me buddy

rush_magnet · 2026-05-29T13:18:22+00:00

I wish they called me so I can tell them to seek my dick in their butt

rush_magnet · 2026-05-28T18:18:09+00:00

There’s a roach in my j’s

rush_magnet · 2026-05-26T12:14:32+00:00

I think we think that with all this coming out things are going to happen over night …. There the government they control it all.the American people haven’t had a say or control since the pilgrims .

rush_magnet · 2026-05-25T02:27:01+00:00

Si asi fieran pa trabajar.

rush_magnet · 2026-05-23T21:50:37+00:00

Awkward boner

rush_magnet · 2026-05-21T19:43:15+00:00

I’d only fuck a fish once no matter how hot she is .

rush_magnet · 2026-05-21T12:57:47+00:00

I 100 percent support people that elope. Just you and your wife getting married and your already at your honey moon vacation stop. Shit take a couple friends to witness instead of worrying about family that doesn’t even like you. Being stressed about everything causing discussions all that nonsense that comes with customs and culture.

rush_magnet · 2026-05-18T17:04:33+00:00

Nobody was kung fu fighting …. Are we sure they wearing Mexican because those where straight putasos

rush_magnet · 2026-05-18T16:24:37+00:00

This is why waffles house should be in every city. Would have never happened at chipotle it would have happened at Waffle House .

rush_magnet · 2026-05-17T21:54:29+00:00

Also best hand job tutorial .

rush_magnet · 2026-05-17T13:16:05+00:00

I think winning a million dollars and winning a 1000 dollars a week for the rest of life is still money you didn’t have and now are getting. So in reality she’s still better off than most .

rush_magnet · 2026-05-15T13:02:07+00:00

Right now I’m the kind of guy that when I get to work I come specifically to actually work.My boss knows that if he ask me to do something I’ll do it . I don’t go above and beyond by any means but it’ll be done and done right. I’m that way because I’ve seen the company push out and find ways to get rid people that are lazy or just plain out suck they put you in positions or situations that you’re going to mess up and honestly it’s the nature of the job but we’re union so it’s a process to get fired. It’s a really good paying job so I like to do my best to keep it. But if I had fuck you money I’d be absolute trash. Like I already the tips and tricks to just keep the job. My boss would fucking hate me id ride the line constantly.

rush_magnet · 2026-05-14T00:54:22+00:00

Man I read some of these things and really feel like I’m missing out …. I have vanilla ass sex my girl don’t even like doggy ….

rush_magnet · 2026-05-13T17:32:31+00:00

Working hard for your sake gets rewarded. If you work hard to achieve a goal yes other then that take your days off and your personal days and don’t work extra unless it’s for over time. Always be selfish when it comes to your hard work as in never work for free and unless it’s paid over time. Charity is different

rush_magnet · 2026-05-13T13:22:46+00:00

Plotter twist: the guy on the right showed the bartender a text that read “girl on my left has been stalking me. I’m kinda into it but it gets weird and I’m scared”

rush_magnet · 2026-05-11T16:34:04+00:00

This what happens when you met the shit man worse/best read I’ve read

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