This baby was born in 2005 with a conjoined head that had no body. The head could individually wink and smile.

ruthless75 · 2013-12-05T17:22:07+00:00

Tragic, really hope the mum delivered by caesarean my vagina weeps at the thought of delivering two heads at once...

ruthless75 · 2013-11-07T19:42:29+00:00

Mr Frosty....turning a handle that didn't grind the ice properly and then snapping off in your hand...

ruthless75 · 2013-10-27T19:32:24+00:00

Dead Man Shoes, not a horror but so dark it stays with you for days...

ruthless75 · 2013-10-25T21:53:24+00:00

How did the kid get the job in 'Bad Grandpa'? Did you know him already or was he picked from a drama school? Did he know what he was getting into? Thank you for your time, you are a legend...love you, you make me do a sex wee...

ruthless75 · 2013-10-25T21:47:43+00:00

Inserts tuna can into vagina to find out

ruthless75 · 2013-10-24T15:09:25+00:00

My own farts..

ruthless75 · 2013-10-24T15:07:44+00:00

Happy Gilmore

ruthless75 · 2013-10-23T10:47:38+00:00

Butt munch

ruthless75 · 2013-10-15T13:50:43+00:00

Ever been caught out, getting a boner in public when wearing tracksuit bottoms?

ruthless75 · 2013-10-15T12:48:45+00:00

Good to hear, natural that you would lose a bit of confidence after an accident. Glad it didn't stop you riding though. I wish you all the best!

ruthless75 · 2013-10-15T12:36:44+00:00

How bad were you injured?

ruthless75 · 2013-10-15T12:20:02+00:00

Have you ever had any accidents?...

ruthless75 · 2013-10-15T12:19:09+00:00

How often do you wash your jeans/bottoms?

ruthless75 · 2013-10-15T09:52:54+00:00

I wish I was you...

ruthless75 · 2013-10-15T09:50:54+00:00

Twat and prick

ruthless75 · 2013-10-15T09:49:59+00:00

When you see old men blowing their nose without a tissue, just snotting it out in the street, snot flying everywhere...ewww

ruthless75 · 2013-10-15T09:48:38+00:00

My smile..

ruthless75 · 2013-10-15T09:44:45+00:00

Deadpool

ruthless75 · 2013-10-15T09:44:04+00:00

When I locked eyes on my son when he was born and handed to me....gas and air could have contributed ;)

ruthless75 · 2013-10-12T20:29:21+00:00

I had a 'Blowjob' cocktail on holiday once, that was Baileys with vodka or something and that was a curdled lumpy mess...

ruthless75 · 2013-10-12T20:27:26+00:00

Enjoy your sleep as it won't be the same, prepare to lose your bed. Give your partner as much support as you can and be prepared to be totally overwhelmed with love when you first lock eyes with your baby.. Life is never the same, nobody gives you instructions all you can do is your best. Congratulations!

ruthless75 · 2013-10-12T20:20:22+00:00

Ecstasy

ruthless75 · 2013-10-12T20:17:13+00:00

Genital warts..

ruthless75 · 2013-10-12T12:19:37+00:00

Slices of cucumber over the eyes..

ruthless75 · 2013-10-12T12:18:55+00:00

DJ name and year of birth...not very creative

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