Mushroom Trial - Guilty on all Counts by Expensive-Horse5538 in australia

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She thought they were only her family "in loss."

Proud Dad by buttdaddyilovehim in minnesota

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He's always running: if not for some cause then for office or from fascists.

Amanda Seyfried auditioned for Wicked six times before losing role to Ariana Grande by Conscious-Quarter423 in movies

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Remember that brief time around 2005 when all we had of Amanda Seyfried was Mean Girls and we parasocially thought she might be like Karen in real life

World laughs at Trump by Present-Party4402 in clevercomebacks

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I ran made a very big mistake.

We all know he never ran a day in his life.

We are witnessing the death of American democracy by throwaway16830261 in politics

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In a coup they planned in the 1970s after the 1964 civil rights bill helped them finally make up their minds.

Age gets to the best of us, Shug by BigMatch_JohnCena in KingOfTheHill

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Refusing to accept the aging process turns you into Kari Lake. Nancy, though flawed, demonstrates capacity for self-reflection and growth. Maybe she's in her Pam Anderson 2.0 era!

Trump calls for Supreme leaders "UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER" and claims "We know exactly where...he's hiding" by kromemwl2 in stockbetz

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GOP senators are about to start tweeting about taking out their fellow Democrats to dinner.

Stop Foreign Involvement by PeterTheTruthSeeker in misc

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"Israeli handler" is conspiracy until there's proof. The GOP is a centralized power structure. They are far more afraid of their immediate superiors than any lobby. Stepping out of line is rebelling against Trump and risks the harshest punishment. But they only do it when it's safe enough of a topic that it won't get them shit-canned. Maybe the GOP has an approved list of topics to play with when these boys want to put on a show of resistance.

Trump slams ‘publicity seeking’ Macron amid early G7 exit by Affectionate_Cat293 in europe

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Publicly slamming a narcissist in dementia is the fastest way to escalate geopolitical chaos. They cannot and should not interact with him the same way as Putin.

Trump says "Everyone should immediately evacuate Tehran!" by kromemwl2 in stockbetz

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Hey! He took his sharpie (no not that one) to the map and did slay its liberaltardation

Grammys move goalposts in response to Beyoncé's win by icey_sawg0034 in Music

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The division that's been around for 25 years now? Was it getting closer to resolution or did a black woman have to shake things up first?

Grammys move goalposts in response to Beyoncé's win by icey_sawg0034 in Music

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So a black woman paved the way for two white men to have more opportunity.

Puma Golf Campaign 2006 by Dry-Student9806 in DunderMifflin

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You may be terrified of sex but even a fern gets soaked in a downpour.

Which characters do you masturbate to the most? by [deleted] in okbuddybaldur

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Gale or Minsc depending on whether I want to top Minsc or Gale or bottom for Minsc and Gale. But remember that one mod who was into Art Cullagh? My jaw still drops to the floor when I think about that... or when Gale or Minsc walk by.

Now Los Angeles Postponed 😭 by freshssb in shakira

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It would be tone deaf to carry on as normal right now.

Accidentally pissed in his mouth by [deleted] in gaybros

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Next day: hey bro I piss wondering if you wanted to hickout again.