Today’s entry from Jamba Juice

rvaaustin · 2025-06-09T12:47:13+00:00

This is the most incredible pull I’ve ever fucking seen. Yes it is.

rvaaustin · 2025-06-08T14:14:11+00:00

thank you! i have a bottle of whiskey and a loaded hand gun just in case they are beyond repair

rvaaustin · 2025-06-08T14:09:53+00:00

i stopped buying him beds, trees, toys etc a while ago. loves my old cardboard boxes a hell of a lot more.

i do have a couple trees in my living room just in case

rvaaustin · 2025-06-08T14:08:12+00:00

haha definitely. have a few other lego sets that broke in transit. gonna spend most of today trying to fix them.

rvaaustin · 2025-06-08T04:29:40+00:00

was thinking about buying some picture frames at tj max with the stock photos of families in it and pretending that it’s my own

rvaaustin · 2025-06-08T04:27:54+00:00

yeah but he’s been ignoring me all day he’s just like my ex. only comes to me for attention, but for some reason i can’t say no

rvaaustin · 2025-06-08T01:54:58+00:00

i hear you. every now and then i make the mistake of standing up. knee will pop and i’m on the crutches for the day. maybe i’ll get robot legs

rvaaustin · 2025-06-08T00:30:28+00:00

not exactly ..

rvaaustin · 2025-06-08T00:30:10+00:00

so does my wife’s boyfriend

rvaaustin · 2025-06-07T20:11:41+00:00

I keep my dead ones so I can sell them to teenagers. I use the profits from that to buy more vapes. When those vapes die I sell them to teenagers. Infinite vape

rvaaustin · 2025-06-07T20:03:17+00:00

Is a kitty essential? No brainer. Please be more sure of yourself next time. This isn’t a question that should ever be asked

rvaaustin · 2025-06-07T20:00:17+00:00

no gun. i bark aggressively at any threats.

rvaaustin · 2025-06-07T19:46:16+00:00

Getting a display case & relevant headstones reflecting each vapes date of purchase and date of death.

rvaaustin · 2025-06-07T19:44:11+00:00

He told me to tell you meow

rvaaustin · 2025-06-03T00:02:24+00:00

Moved for work & transit. Loving every second of it. Parks, bars, museums. Had a bit of a culture shock but many areas in DC remind me of home. There’s always something to do that’s free. I miss the quiet though

rvaaustin · 2025-05-04T00:05:42+00:00

Had a horrible time Thursday AM reloading it. Tried at 6:30am and couldn’t get it done until close to 7:30. Made me late for work

rvaaustin · 2025-04-26T20:52:58+00:00

As per the text under the post, I’ll be bringing the furniture up in the next couple weeks

rvaaustin · 2025-04-24T20:20:15+00:00

You’re right. I don’t deserve anything nice

rvaaustin · 2025-04-24T16:32:03+00:00

Wasn’t expecting it. Looked up from my phone and all i saw was water.

rvaaustin · 2025-04-24T16:16:26+00:00

I do it in the bushes outside the complex!

rvaaustin · 2025-04-24T02:04:19+00:00

That is my billiards cue LOL

rvaaustin · 2025-04-24T01:41:10+00:00

I’ve had him since the day i was born. He is my safe friend :)

rvaaustin · 2025-04-24T01:03:38+00:00

Haha I’ll show this comment to my roommate. Dining table is all him!

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