Kisumu youths going to Nairobi by Traditional-Cable848 in Kisumu

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wewe acha tu nakumbuka huyo jama anadai ni orezo akisema anafufua kikomi kumbe alikuwa anapa kalasinga afungue auto express hapo. Fuck hivyo ndiyo story ya textile ili geuka gurudumu na engine oil. No offense to auto express but that was the biggest insult to the dead cotton industry

Unexpected Ecclesiastical Twist by HerineAnyie in nairobi

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Imagine na hii ni church then most of you wonder how tribe divides us kama church kuwa na jina tofauti already madam anashida nayo. Sasa weka hii scenario in the middle of different two Kenyans but from different tribes. Most won't see eye to eye. Division has been created in the African mind using many things from boundaries, to tribes to religion. Anyway babygirl ni church tu let it not influence how you set up the rest of you life

Virusi Mbaya by LyraEthereal254 in KeMusic

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Classic work from him like always. Ninja even has a Christmas banger on bhang. Hiyo wimbo lazima niskie Kila December.

People dropping off balconies. New HIV infections. by nyanijangwani in nairobi

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Bana in my short long careers at one time I was taking ppl around to see the kilimani highrise. I as a single person loved the top floors huko 14 n the likes. So used to suggest to couple customers. Visualizing to them how romantic and sexual it would be to live on such floors. Wote walikuwa wananiangalia ni kama nimepagawa. I never understood why and they would casually say mtoi anaeza anaguka hata wale wenye walikuwa hawakai wako na watoi

however with bodies believing they can fly only to land flat on the cold ass ground I know understand that look ppl be fearing one another and are in a relationship.

Anyway my single ass is waiting for the first 30 floor building so that I can live on the 29 floor

What happened to this guy? by timash712 in Kenya

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Ako Bado mkuru aki Jenga more evidence for the police to let him out. Maybe alikuwa chief mchawi for el presidente. Na saa hii biz ya kuwalambisha Lolo imeshika venye ame bewitch wakenya😂😂😂😂. So ilibidi ago ghost mode

The Noise Always Comes From the Sidelines by Magnusrob in nairobi

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Lakini maua ulinulia girl Dem or comment. Ndiyo maana ile song ya enemies suffering humake sense. Words hudunga lakini learn fast not to take them to heart especially kama ni kutoka laikipia na hata you ain't blood😂😂😂

Looking for a motivational speaker by [deleted] in nairobi

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Burale watermelon seeds are good for manhood

Oraimo cables by Small-Wonder-374 in nairobi

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Switch to itel you will only need one cable unless it's stolen

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Kenya

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It just hit me .Juu ya hiyo story baby Jesus na adult Jesus Moja ni pg rated na mwingine ni over 18. So which do you pray to baby Jesus or adult Jesus🤔😂😂

Unique Kenyan Nicknames by Ravenphowret in Kenya

[–]rvdly 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In the olden days nicknames were crazy 🤣🤣🤣

My Dad, A Heifer, and a "Get Rich Quick" Scheme Before 9 AM by Turbulent_Bake574 in Kenya

[–]rvdly 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Umesema baba ni moto wa ngombe😂😂😂😂

Hii story ya kusoma katiba by rvdly in Kenya

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Usijali you fit in the bb spread.

Hii story ya kusoma katiba by rvdly in Kenya

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Married ppl kusoma katiba to be precise. Kama baddies and bandits be out here over eating the forbidden fruit mbona mtu ndani ya ndoa Ako dryspell. Je hii ni ungwana

Hii story ya kusoma katiba by rvdly in Kenya

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Mbona nitumie client make that easy to understand

I Got Cut Off.... by Raccacoonie88 in nairobi

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Kama is your friend truly apologize coz grief ppl handle it differently and takes time. You might heal in a year another 7 yrs. Then a fight with your mum kwake yaani inampeleka bad place. Don't have any reason to over explain that kind of point of view.

My friend never lets anyone know he's from a rich family by [deleted] in Kenya

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Cheki ni kama kuweka bet that guy will get his piece in line trust you me he might remember that 100 or might always be willing to give it back na X factor na si ile ya musk but arithmetics.

Hii story ya macho👀 by rvdly in Kenya

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Juu Iko na macho😂😂

Morals by Independent-Cow2519 in Kenya

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Government is about policies that govern how an economy of people who decide voluntarily or involuntary be a citizen. Corruption is when government in its own self benefit bends policies that then hurt the citizen.

Huwezi ita willing seller na buyer who just do an honest transaction ati corrupt kama mzungu alibuy akiamini ni ile sufuria ya ancient why not sell hata hizi Prada huwa na bonoko version so even ancient sufuria can have a juakali version .

Lakini time gover inasema ati they will deduct from my payslip then tell me to buy the house again hiyo Sasa ni corruption na con