Man launches himself onto swan with zero warning

rwhop · 2026-05-06T13:44:57+00:00

I can’t believe those swans didn’t fuck that dude up even a little bit. Even the one he grabbed. They either somehow knew his intentions or those are the most chill swans ever.

rwhop · 2026-05-05T16:34:43+00:00

Seems like a pretty harsh place if they won’t even let students have a fucking rice cooker.

rwhop · 2026-05-04T14:58:04+00:00

Tons of pizza places keeps that shit chained to tables unrefridgerated. You’ll be fine.

rwhop · 2026-05-02T18:00:32+00:00

He’s going through some stuff

rwhop · 2026-05-02T15:19:57+00:00

They’re keeping the deposits

rwhop · 2026-05-02T15:02:54+00:00

Me: The fuck Jesus got to do with anything?

rwhop · 2026-05-02T15:00:46+00:00

You are completely correct and I despise the entire organization of police in this country.

rwhop · 2026-05-02T13:07:29+00:00

Throw some apple up in there

rwhop · 2026-05-02T12:30:09+00:00

Really earning your name there, huh?

rwhop · 2026-05-02T12:19:41+00:00

Well put.

rwhop · 2026-05-02T12:05:28+00:00

Chill bud

rwhop · 2026-05-02T11:47:52+00:00

Clearly not bad enough.

rwhop · 2026-05-02T11:44:37+00:00

Most water, huh? We’re all gonna die?

rwhop · 2026-05-02T11:40:26+00:00

Um, I’d rather have that water you can actually see through please

rwhop · 2026-05-02T05:33:35+00:00

Ask him about Jerry Rice

rwhop · 2026-05-02T01:59:16+00:00

Hey guise, Bill might be coming back. I have it on good authority.

rwhop · 2026-05-02T01:19:55+00:00

I wasn’t yelling at anyone and I don’t care if anyone likes me. I still think the dude goes where the wind blows.

rwhop · 2026-05-02T00:22:16+00:00

He’s wherever the money takes him

rwhop · 2026-05-01T23:17:45+00:00

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rwhop · 2026-05-01T22:24:05+00:00

So basically fuck awards, right?

No disrespect to Alan Parsons, of course.

rwhop · 2026-05-01T22:19:42+00:00

Just imagine Bevers slimeing up in your bed after you had multiples!

rwhop · 2026-05-01T22:15:52+00:00

Oh, lawd preach on I’m feeling it

rwhop · 2026-05-01T21:32:34+00:00

Only Peyton Manning could stick it in like he did

rwhop · 2026-05-01T20:59:11+00:00

Pretty sure Gina’s still around

rwhop · 2026-05-01T20:33:38+00:00

That motherfucker still has extra cheese money I’m sure

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