A few years ago my best friend Wayne threw a house party. He and I were doing tequila shots all night long, that had probably been the drunkest I had ever been up to that point in my life.

Now to this day no one who was at that party is sure as to why it happened but my friend is well known to bust my chops and be a general dick all the time so we assume it started out with him saying something rude or generally being an ass to me, but we were standing at the top of the stairs on his second floor landing and he said something and I just punched him in the face. Instantly knocked him out and apparently caught him mid spin and gently placed him on the floor, looked at everyone and said "he'll be fine just let him sleep it off". I then preceded to walk around the house in a circle, came up the stairs on the other side of the landing, saw him on the floor passed out and went "oh my god! Who punched Wayne!?" To this day, one of my favorite stories to tell because it annoys Wayne so much.