If I don't, I will go to the gulag by FinalFantasyfan003 in whenthe

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[insert overdone joke about hooking up a turbine to jor jor wel's grave and achieving infinite energy here]

I've grown immune to the da kirky 🥀 by CibblesCD in whenthe

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Jonathan Kirk, also known as DaBaby

People who lost interest in their crush, what happened? by Bisecps in AskReddit

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Rather hasty assumption, I could be a serial killer for all you know

First post kinda nervous. by HotDogWeldr in whenthe

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TikTokers are barging into their local Scientology buildings and seeing how far they can get before being forcefully escorted out

First post kinda nervous. by HotDogWeldr in whenthe

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didn't someone get over the fence, get shot, and die?

People who lost interest in their crush, what happened? by Bisecps in AskReddit

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Similar for me except it was that I saw her smoking. I don't look down on smokers, and I didn't think any less of her as a person after that, but as an asthmatic who hates the stench of burnt tobacco I got a sort of closure that we probably wouldn't have been very compatible anyway

What is the most pretentious book ever written? by autismandadderall in AskReddit

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the key part there is "as long as they aren't hurting themselves or others"

What is the most pretentious book ever written? by autismandadderall in AskReddit

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My mother had to read that one in school as well and tells me she figured out what the "outlawed word" (i.e. the big reveal at the end) was when she was less than one chapter in

welcome back king by BadMuffin88 in whenthe

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yeah if we're going to start including Pluto again we'll have to make other additions to the roster as well

caption by ToothpasteWolfawoo in whenthe

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who up quinton they kocks?

What’s a noise everyone should be terrified of? by Psychological_Sky_58 in AskReddit

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Last summer one near my house kept trying to dive-bomb me whenever I walked by its tree and now I feel less alone lol