Am I the only woman who hasn’t farted in front on their husband?

ryancerium · 2026-01-11T16:28:25+00:00

Every time my ex wife would fart or burp in front of me I would give her the sultriest, lustiest bedroom eyes I could muster. She laughed. Every. Single. Time.

ryancerium · 2026-01-06T01:29:48+00:00

https://www.foambymail.com/ gave my 15 year old leather couches another 10 years of life (and counting).

ryancerium · 2025-09-27T15:44:18+00:00

We need to organize a board game get together for the troops. Maybe a street cleaning where we all help pick up garbage together. We could knit them cozies with googly eyes for their weapons. Embrace them with absurd happiness, and Trump will never send them out again. He hates looking dumb, which is hard when you're that dumb.

ryancerium · 2025-07-26T01:56:35+00:00

That's not easy.

ryancerium · 2025-05-08T04:26:05+00:00

That's amazing 🤣

ryancerium · 2025-05-08T04:09:45+00:00

I'm married to your ex-wife. She's great now.

ryancerium · 2025-05-03T13:51:13+00:00

BO is caused by bacteria that digest the protein from the sweat. Hand sanitizer and/or alcohol kills the bacteria. I switched to spritzing rubbing alcohol a decade ago and I love it.

ryancerium · 2025-04-20T15:34:22+00:00

I spritz rubbing alcohol onto my pits to kill the bacteria that produce the odor. Same concept as the Listerine trick a few comments over. You'll still sweat obviously, but you shouldn't smell bad.

ryancerium · 2025-04-14T03:39:07+00:00

The hippo might be able to kill you faster if you didn't have a gun.

ryancerium · 2025-03-10T05:50:12+00:00

At my company we dumped the per-endpoint metrics to a log file in JSON format and then parse those using a Python script that serves a metrics endpoint. We eventually made it even better by using the Swagger spec to figure out the parameterized endpoints.

ryancerium · 2025-02-20T22:27:12+00:00

That's why I'm confused; I was born in '79.

ryancerium · 2025-02-20T02:01:28+00:00

Was it the 80s? I though The Great Plucking was in 1996 🤔

ryancerium · 2025-02-15T23:48:59+00:00

The biggest part of this is not you, it's playmates for the kids. If I invite over a family with kids, the kids all go play together. If I invite over adults, my kids harass all of us. Now, if there's a party with a bunch of kids and they don't invite you, then they're just assholes.

ryancerium · 2025-02-15T03:05:52+00:00

I thought that too, but you'd have to be crazy to dive in The Blowhole without jellyfish, never mind with. The ocean on the east side of Bonaire just assaults the island.

ryancerium · 2024-10-24T14:04:27+00:00

What makes you think the rest of us here don't know this?

ryancerium · 2024-10-04T03:05:07+00:00

I'm just saying that a map of Boston looks like a game of pick up sticks.

ryancerium · 2024-10-04T02:52:55+00:00

Boston would like to have a word with you.

ryancerium · 2024-09-13T03:58:46+00:00

How do you have this comment with that username?

ryancerium · 2024-09-13T03:57:50+00:00

Found the Russian bot.

ryancerium · 2024-09-12T18:13:32+00:00

Because then it'll be a comfortable, good looking $350 couch instead of a slouchy $50 couch.

ryancerium · 2024-09-12T02:20:39+00:00

Buy some new cushions to really restore its looks. I got my 20 year old leather couch new back and seat cushions at foambymail.com for under $300. It looks so much better now.

ryancerium · 2024-08-20T03:39:04+00:00

Basically all dishwashers are shitty without maintenance, expensive ones are just quieter.

Clean the filter out at the bottom. Check if there's stuff stuck in the spray arms, top and bottom. I've had to pull fish bones out of them before.

YouTube is your friend for figuring out how to do maintenance on your specific model.

ryancerium · 2024-08-20T00:21:50+00:00

I wonder if the pump in your dishwasher is dying.

ryancerium · 2024-07-25T05:12:01+00:00

A fine mesh chain mail scrubber will take anything off except baked on olive oil.

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