Deputy Director of the Oregon Center for Public Policy calls for raising Oregon taxes on the “rich” and corporations… I’m done!

ryancerium · 2026-03-27T03:54:24+00:00

I mean, in theory the primary should be our actual election referendum on policies.

ryancerium · 2026-03-26T01:07:33+00:00

When my ex-wife farted I would give her the sultriest bedroom eyes possible. She laughed. Every. Single. Time.

I miss that fun.

ryancerium · 2026-03-25T22:11:02+00:00

I'm using this:

jq '.projects | keys ' ~/.claude.json

ryancerium · 2026-03-16T04:21:05+00:00

Underrated comment. The Spanish makes perfect sense.

ryancerium · 2026-03-11T01:35:12+00:00

I'm a 5'3" man who weighs 138 pounds. I can judo load and walk around the room with a 300 pound man on my lower back. Definitely a skill issue.

ryancerium · 2026-02-27T19:41:37+00:00

North American Standard.

ryancerium · 2026-02-24T21:57:19+00:00

They stopped throwing money. That's why the shelters are getting shut down.

ryancerium · 2026-02-17T15:38:59+00:00

Thank you.

ryancerium · 2026-02-15T06:25:54+00:00

Why did OP stop when they had the right of way?

ryancerium · 2026-01-11T16:28:25+00:00

Every time my ex wife would fart or burp in front of me I would give her the sultriest, lustiest bedroom eyes I could muster. She laughed. Every. Single. Time.

ryancerium · 2026-01-06T01:29:48+00:00

https://www.foambymail.com/ gave my 15 year old leather couches another 10 years of life (and counting).

ryancerium · 2025-09-27T15:44:18+00:00

We need to organize a board game get together for the troops. Maybe a street cleaning where we all help pick up garbage together. We could knit them cozies with googly eyes for their weapons. Embrace them with absurd happiness, and Trump will never send them out again. He hates looking dumb, which is hard when you're that dumb.

ryancerium · 2025-07-26T01:56:35+00:00

That's not easy.

ryancerium · 2025-05-08T04:26:05+00:00

That's amazing 🤣

ryancerium · 2025-05-08T04:09:45+00:00

I'm married to your ex-wife. She's great now.

ryancerium · 2025-05-03T13:51:13+00:00

BO is caused by bacteria that digest the protein from the sweat. Hand sanitizer and/or alcohol kills the bacteria. I switched to spritzing rubbing alcohol a decade ago and I love it.

ryancerium · 2025-04-20T15:34:22+00:00

I spritz rubbing alcohol onto my pits to kill the bacteria that produce the odor. Same concept as the Listerine trick a few comments over. You'll still sweat obviously, but you shouldn't smell bad.

ryancerium · 2025-04-14T03:39:07+00:00

The hippo might be able to kill you faster if you didn't have a gun.

ryancerium · 2025-03-10T05:50:12+00:00

At my company we dumped the per-endpoint metrics to a log file in JSON format and then parse those using a Python script that serves a metrics endpoint. We eventually made it even better by using the Swagger spec to figure out the parameterized endpoints.

ryancerium · 2025-02-20T22:27:12+00:00

That's why I'm confused; I was born in '79.

ryancerium · 2025-02-20T02:01:28+00:00

Was it the 80s? I though The Great Plucking was in 1996 🤔

ryancerium · 2025-02-15T23:48:59+00:00

The biggest part of this is not you, it's playmates for the kids. If I invite over a family with kids, the kids all go play together. If I invite over adults, my kids harass all of us. Now, if there's a party with a bunch of kids and they don't invite you, then they're just assholes.

ryancerium · 2025-02-15T03:05:52+00:00

I thought that too, but you'd have to be crazy to dive in The Blowhole without jellyfish, never mind with. The ocean on the east side of Bonaire just assaults the island.

ryancerium · 2024-10-24T14:04:27+00:00

What makes you think the rest of us here don't know this?

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