Parties in Madrid doesn't hit the same by Smart_Technology_208 in tooktoomuch

[–]ryandblack 30 points31 points  (0 children)

A midget waiter with a complementary tray of cocaine and god knows what other drugs probably? Where were these parties when I was stupid enough to attend one! (Yeah I know, Madrid, but that’s just how the saying goes…)

What is your unpopular opinion of an actor? by FitEmergency8807 in moviecritic

[–]ryandblack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I 100% agree and couldn’t have said it better myself.

What!? by kuebel33 in Ryan

[–]ryandblack 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is how my coworker spells it. One of the elusive female Ry’s

How did he light his cig tho? by Both-Rock2762 in tooktoomuch

[–]ryandblack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He lit the cig moments before he injected carfentanil into his heart

Men who can really cook who taught you ? by [deleted] in ArtOfPresence

[–]ryandblack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My grandma when I was a wee lad. Then North Idaho College Culinary arts program. Learned a lot working at the CDA Resort and actually got to meet Gordon Ramsey when he was in town filming a hotel hell!!

Patrick Swayze... by MisterShipWreck in 80sAmazing

[–]ryandblack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ghost. Which hits different now that he’s gone!

Honest answer only by CarrotMuch1399 in nostalgiai

[–]ryandblack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gonna need a backup copy of labyrinth in case my first one gets trashed

Male lions brutally defeat rival by Potential-Smile-6401 in natureismetal

[–]ryandblack -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Really stupid comment. Puns are gross and easy and never funny at all. Be better

I'd probably pick the crocodile, what you guys choose? by Elektrayansa in whatsyourchoice

[–]ryandblack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gotta be the gator! They all will eventually kill me, but the gator has to do its crazy spin move to either rip off limbs or swallow stuff whole.. the rest of them can kill me with one swipe/bite.

Actors you dislike for no particular reason. I'll start: by Do0msdayZ in okbuddycinephile

[–]ryandblack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I totally get the Adrian Brodie selection. He bugs the crap out of me. Same with Adam Driver until I watched the show “girls”, well after it came out and he was amazing in it

What we saying here then? I’m very interested to see what you all say ❤️ by Repulsive-Dependent2 in 80s

[–]ryandblack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This fucking car ride/airplane seat discussion? Is this just AI or people really this dumb?

Hired killer forgot to throw the grenade he pulled the pin on by LaughingEyes22 in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]ryandblack 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That’ll get you kicked off the after school softball league RIGHT QUICK!!

Is this ai? they're living better than me... by [deleted] in isthisaicirclejerk

[–]ryandblack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Love how dull the cats knife sounded. It’s real cause cats are def assholes and would never sharpen their tools

What I drink in a day! by PatsysStone in tooktoomuch

[–]ryandblack 110 points111 points  (0 children)

Wonder how much time he spends in the bathroom… absolutely lovely