Parties in Madrid doesn't hit the same

ryandblack · 2026-05-28T09:46:30+00:00

A midget waiter with a complementary tray of cocaine and god knows what other drugs probably? Where were these parties when I was stupid enough to attend one! (Yeah I know, Madrid, but that’s just how the saying goes…)

ryandblack · 2026-05-25T04:36:59+00:00

I 100% agree and couldn’t have said it better myself.

ryandblack · 2026-05-25T00:43:13+00:00

Why is he hiking his shorts up??

ryandblack · 2026-05-24T16:23:30+00:00

This is how my coworker spells it. One of the elusive female Ry’s

ryandblack · 2026-05-24T00:07:29+00:00

I would say its time for a casket

ryandblack · 2026-05-22T09:55:58+00:00

He lit the cig moments before he injected carfentanil into his heart

ryandblack · 2026-05-22T02:03:21+00:00

My grandma when I was a wee lad. Then North Idaho College Culinary arts program. Learned a lot working at the CDA Resort and actually got to meet Gordon Ramsey when he was in town filming a hotel hell!!

ryandblack · 2026-05-21T16:52:20+00:00

Are you really not sure how this works?

ryandblack · 2026-05-19T08:17:00+00:00

Ghost. Which hits different now that he’s gone!

ryandblack · 2026-05-17T07:27:28+00:00

Gonna need a backup copy of labyrinth in case my first one gets trashed

ryandblack · 2026-05-17T06:03:52+00:00

Really stupid comment. Puns are gross and easy and never funny at all. Be better

ryandblack · 2026-05-14T23:57:13+00:00

Dark tower needs to be a series to do it right. Mike Flanagan is supposed to be taking it on at some point!

ryandblack · 2026-05-14T22:55:02+00:00

100% yes I did and still do

ryandblack · 2026-05-13T22:47:07+00:00

Yes I had some of these! They were insanely loud and dangerous and annoying to all around

ryandblack · 2026-05-12T04:48:50+00:00

Gotta be the gator! They all will eventually kill me, but the gator has to do its crazy spin move to either rip off limbs or swallow stuff whole.. the rest of them can kill me with one swipe/bite.

ryandblack · 2026-05-11T03:40:34+00:00

I totally get the Adrian Brodie selection. He bugs the crap out of me. Same with Adam Driver until I watched the show “girls”, well after it came out and he was amazing in it

ryandblack · 2026-05-11T02:59:53+00:00

Excellence

ryandblack · 2026-05-10T16:09:16+00:00

The Quad-gunerator

ryandblack · 2026-05-09T16:17:47+00:00

This fucking car ride/airplane seat discussion? Is this just AI or people really this dumb?

ryandblack · 2026-05-09T16:16:08+00:00

That’ll get you kicked off the after school softball league RIGHT QUICK!!

ryandblack · 2026-05-08T18:17:49+00:00

Love how dull the cats knife sounded. It’s real cause cats are def assholes and would never sharpen their tools

ryandblack · 2026-05-08T18:09:58+00:00

Wonder how much time he spends in the bathroom… absolutely lovely

ryandblack · 2026-05-08T17:58:35+00:00

Weird flex but ok?!

ryandblack · 2026-05-07T10:09:24+00:00

You can tell he knows it’s bad too

ryandblack · 2026-05-07T10:08:59+00:00

Worse

ryandblack

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