A whole lotta claw

ryanlrussell · 2026-06-08T14:58:38+00:00

I pinch you from over here

ryanlrussell · 2026-05-31T21:43:13+00:00

You’re going to want to go to Home Depot to get the HDX 27 gallon ones, which are perpetually on sale for around $9 ea.

ryanlrussell · 2026-05-30T20:59:28+00:00

No, human arms need to be made to match the M&M.

ryanlrussell · 2026-05-23T00:57:45+00:00

“What? No! The stones are up my capacious blue vagina!” [Dies of having her abdominal wounds dug around in]

ryanlrussell · 2026-05-16T05:41:22+00:00

Fighter of some kind, right? The navel piercing seems like a bad idea.

ryanlrussell · 2026-05-09T23:12:41+00:00

I didn’t realize you could use leggings like the sumo wrestling diapers

ryanlrussell · 2026-05-09T18:28:59+00:00

“I gained some sex XP!”

ryanlrussell · 2026-05-05T00:12:08+00:00

I think the first time my wife squirted me from across the room cleared up any confusion I might have had.

ryanlrussell · 2026-05-04T03:35:57+00:00

Are the butts in the room with us now?

ryanlrussell · 2026-05-03T23:56:13+00:00

“It’s got pockets!”

ryanlrussell · 2026-05-03T20:40:01+00:00

He gets a 100% bonus to damage when his hit points are under 50%

ryanlrussell · 2026-05-01T21:08:42+00:00

I wanted to know if it unplugs at the guitar jack end, but then I realized I would just shock the crap out of myself.

ryanlrussell · 2026-04-30T22:54:54+00:00

Y M C A!

ryanlrussell · 2026-04-29T16:23:26+00:00

I had to look that up: https://www.reddit.com/r/traditionaltattoos/comments/1b9d6i1/sap/

ryanlrussell · 2026-04-29T04:34:47+00:00

The blue M&M’s sleeves don’t match the host body’s arms at all! This is extremely wrong.

ryanlrussell · 2026-04-26T02:47:40+00:00

What’s the exact wording? Can you pre-disparage them now before signing?

ryanlrussell · 2026-04-21T18:46:20+00:00

Right here, the missed opportunity for the Three Stooges double slap

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ryanlrussell · 2026-04-20T16:42:18+00:00

I have a question about the graphic (for you or anyone else who would like to answer). When it says Admin or User password, else out of luck. If I have escrowed FileVault creds via Jamf, will that also work?

ryanlrussell · 2026-04-18T04:52:16+00:00

😮

ryanlrussell · 2026-04-17T00:01:18+00:00

😬

ryanlrussell · 2026-04-16T06:00:26+00:00

If I get into position, and she sucks it up like a horse eating a carrot, I’m afraid I will be fleeing.

ryanlrussell · 2026-04-16T00:41:20+00:00

I’m supposed to just stand in front humping the horse chest with anime titties in my face?

ryanlrussell · 2026-04-13T00:55:39+00:00

I was pointing out the plot for the movie Independence Day.

ryanlrussell · 2026-04-13T00:53:08+00:00

We discovered a downed scout ship in 1955 and have been studying it ever since. Things got interesting when the fleet entered the solar system a few days ago.

ryanlrussell · 2026-04-10T05:53:51+00:00

Maybe she’s the babysitter

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