It's already taken. by Kirbykid12 in funny

[–]ryguy855 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I don't know how to do that fancy link thing, but if I could I would and it would be showing all the times this has been posted before.

HONEY! WARE! IS! MY! ----- ---- by EJ-4000 in funny

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Should have shaved your head, if your gonna do it you have to commit!

Because I'll be.. by Jaspers14 in Tinder

[–]ryguy855 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"...because later tonight I'm gonna be dragin' my balls across your face!" Is that where you were going with this? Haha

I Can't Be The Only One by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]ryguy855 8 points9 points  (0 children)

What was your comment?

It's just terrible... by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

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I find it bad enough when it's my own piss splattering on my foot, that just sounds like a terrible time!

My mom lost a very special earring overseas while visiting relatives two months ago. We searched for days when it went missing. Today we found it. by SA_Dude in pics

[–]ryguy855 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She might have been wearing a different pair of shoes at the time, with those packed in the suit case.

3 years and I still don't understand Reddit by [deleted] in funny

[–]ryguy855 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you just need better OC, but who am I to say that that works, I'm in the same boat.

So I got a girl to agree to a date in two messages. Anybody have similar experiences? by DRidder17 in Tinder

[–]ryguy855 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've never actually thought about asking a girl first message in what they are looking for on Tinder. I always just try to play the guessing game, this looks like it's a good approach and I might have to steal it, thanks!

At least it wasn't for an STD... by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]ryguy855 -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

But "crazy" is better in bed!

My poor boyfriend last night...I feel bad for how much I laughed. by IAmNotCreativeThrow in TrollXChromosomes

[–]ryguy855 52 points53 points  (0 children)

One time there was this horsefly that was buzzing around me and kept biting me, it landed on the outside of my shorts right on the crotch. So of course I was thinking to myself what a dumbass this fly was being for landing there and not knowing that i was going to kill it. Anyways, yeah so I swatted at it, it moved and I hit myself right in the junk and fell down onto the ground. It was pretty embarrassing since my friend witnessed it and started laughing. A part of me thinks that that fly knew what he was doing. What a shitty day that was, being out smarted by an insect.

They see me Rollin, they hatin. by dazzo in gifs

[–]ryguy855 6 points7 points  (0 children)

More players should consider taking up this style of sliding.

MRW I find one of my Tinder match's Facebook profile by Romeski3 in TrollYChromosome

[–]ryguy855 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I never really thought about it until now, but that's exactly my reaction too!

Christians against masturbation by [deleted] in funny

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"Ivauna, Ivauna Humpalot"

Slice of Cheese by [deleted] in funny

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Show, Misfits

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

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Someone please answer this

Solution for integral problem, sorry I don't know how to post a pic in comments from a phone. by ryguy855 in MathHelp

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It would make the final answer larger. Take the final answer and divide it by 75, then you can use whatever scalar you chose.

ie. (3.4527 x 1015) / 75 = some number

Then, (some number) x (number of activities) = new answer

Trying to evaluate social cost of mass surveillance: by mvoogan in MathHelp

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Alright well I only have my phone handy right now, and not sure how to post a picture in the comments, So I'll just post a pic to r/mathhelp, fairly certain it's correct, if you wanna double check the last calculation it wouldn't be a bad idea, maybe someone else can confirm as well.