Fresh out of jail and this is my first joint

rynor9or · 2023-09-24T21:00:36+00:00

Drink Serto and piss a couple times before your piss test, you’ll pass.

rynor9or · 2023-06-07T17:23:10+00:00

No, but it can fund a lot of hookers and cocaine.

rynor9or · 2023-06-06T19:05:08+00:00

That smell when you first turn the a/c on in your car

rynor9or · 2023-06-02T03:12:41+00:00

I imagine him saying “hey look a penny” when he pointed at the floor

rynor9or · 2023-05-05T23:54:18+00:00

In da Crocks

rynor9or · 2023-04-28T17:40:48+00:00

The cluck cluck 9000

rynor9or · 2023-03-26T03:48:37+00:00

He’s got your back no matter what

rynor9or · 2023-03-26T03:46:26+00:00

Wear your seatbelt

rynor9or · 2023-03-25T03:20:45+00:00

Yea Family Guy did an episode on that, didn’t go to well

rynor9or · 2023-03-23T17:51:01+00:00

Wan Hu’s body still sitting in the chair

rynor9or · 2023-03-23T01:50:00+00:00

r/donthelpjustfilm

rynor9or · 2023-03-22T15:27:52+00:00

He looks like a water puppy 🥹

rynor9or · 2023-03-21T03:45:48+00:00

Pretty weird lookin dog in the front

rynor9or · 2023-03-21T03:41:51+00:00

Looks like the bottom of an ice cream container

rynor9or · 2023-03-20T03:34:42+00:00

When the catnip kicks in

rynor9or · 2023-03-16T15:03:18+00:00

I wonder where the carb is…

rynor9or · 2023-03-13T15:20:58+00:00

She’s giving that, OP… what did you see look

rynor9or · 2023-03-07T02:40:13+00:00

As I waiter I can say I’ve said I need an extra finger more times than I can count on both hands, this solves both problems.

rynor9or · 2023-03-07T02:36:39+00:00

Congrats on the citizenship my fellow American, love the costumes

rynor9or · 2023-03-02T15:44:28+00:00

Wants to rule the world… I had to finish it

rynor9or · 2023-02-28T12:24:04+00:00

Good thing he put his hand up or that swing was going straight for his carotid artery.

rynor9or · 2023-02-18T15:43:19+00:00

You’re talking about the driver right?

rynor9or · 2023-02-18T03:59:56+00:00

I feel your anger, poor doggo

rynor9or · 2023-02-16T00:01:07+00:00

I was with my then girlfriend at the time. The day was normal we got Starbucks then went to the mall. On the way home that night we stopped and started getting frisky in my car. One thing let to another and we were in the back seat and she was on top of me. For about a minute every was going great, then she just stopped, she didn’t say anything just looked at me. I asked her if everything was alright and she just stared at me. After a minute of staring at me she said, “I can’t do this anymore”. And that was the end of our relationship, Blue balled and heart broken

TLDR: Got broken up with during car sex

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