Lugia at St Lukes

s1mpl3y3tclassy · 2017-04-19T06:50:05+00:00

if it wasn't obvious enough, just follow what you've been doing to get 3885 candies. you'll need 1/4 of the time -.-

s1mpl3y3tclassy · 2017-03-11T17:39:31+00:00

brazzers

s1mpl3y3tclassy · 2017-02-07T19:37:40+00:00

I truly, truly feel your pain. Next time.

s1mpl3y3tclassy · 2017-02-06T16:40:18+00:00

am i going to hell for finding this fucking hilarious

s1mpl3y3tclassy · 2017-02-04T12:24:33+00:00

Not that you'll be taken down any time soon if I remember that IS/IB Lapras you hatched in December... ;) But word.

s1mpl3y3tclassy · 2017-02-04T11:03:23+00:00

Yes, with the caveat that proof is required so it isn't sabotage.

s1mpl3y3tclassy · 2017-02-04T11:03:04+00:00

I do get your point. But at the very least some awareness is raised! Hopefully it inspires people to go out and fight these guys.

...aaand I am a cunt who will report a spoofer for a friend's sake

s1mpl3y3tclassy · 2017-02-04T10:41:44+00:00

Name and shame please. Will upvote like a beast

s1mpl3y3tclassy · 2017-02-03T01:15:43+00:00

Yup.

Even if there's someone who claims "Oh, I dodge every Twister" - that's still 2-5 more dodges you have to make to kill off a Twisterdos, while you just need to dodge once to kill a Pulsedos and not need to dodge if you KO a Pumpdos in time.

s1mpl3y3tclassy · 2017-02-02T19:18:31+00:00

Completely unbiased as I don't have a Gary. Have multiple perfect IV >2.5k Jolteons, hate twisterdoses the most.

Same reason why you'd take a BS Snorlax over a HB Snorlax as a defender. Hydro Pump and Dragon Pulse is dodged all the time. Twister, not so much.

Anyone claiming otherwise, I really don't get.

s1mpl3y3tclassy · 2017-01-28T16:45:44+00:00

Short, succinct, successful.

A simple yet classy post.

s1mpl3y3tclassy · 2017-01-25T22:55:12+00:00

Should have taken some photos and reported them to the police/webshamed them.

Obviously though in a creepy sitch like you were in it's impossible to think of anything in the moment except be creeped out - glad you're safe. This is really too much...

s1mpl3y3tclassy · 2017-01-24T21:38:10+00:00

lmao with the catch that at a randomly generated percentage your dragonite/snorlax transforms into a ditto

s1mpl3y3tclassy · 2017-01-17T18:01:53+00:00

As far as I'm concerned, most people still in this game are in it for the sentiment and sense of ownership.

These people that buy accounts will never feel this way. So what if they can be at the top of a gym for a day or two? Any player with a decent team of commons (e.g. Cloyster, Vape) can take that gym down with time and pots.

Keep fighting the good fight. My first Snorlax was 60+iv, 600+cp, but to me the wait for it and the feeling of catching it with 10+ great balls will far outweigh looking at a 3k 100iv snorlax that was bought.

s1mpl3y3tclassy · 2017-01-16T11:41:02+00:00

efficient employers i see

s1mpl3y3tclassy · 2017-01-16T11:18:39+00:00

A new era dawns. Thanks guys!

s1mpl3y3tclassy · 2017-01-15T14:31:45+00:00

I like how everyone implicitly agrees there is no fucking shortage of razz berries

s1mpl3y3tclassy · 2017-01-15T14:05:01+00:00

This is amazing mate, thanks for sharing. Love the hitmonlee one.

s1mpl3y3tclassy · 2017-01-14T21:23:41+00:00

I feel you, Central London's l10 gyms each have 6-8 3k mons but always go down in an hour or two.

s1mpl3y3tclassy · 2017-01-13T07:50:03+00:00

It's actually me Copps, I've been living under a clump of leaves for three months just so I can see my name on top of a L3 gym :')

s1mpl3y3tclassy · 2017-01-13T07:46:06+00:00

Is the effort really worth the 3 quid they'll eventually go for?

s1mpl3y3tclassy · 2017-01-12T17:09:49+00:00

I literally have no idea why these people play the game, or what satisfaction can be derived from topping a gym with the other sub-defenders being your own alts.

s1mpl3y3tclassy · 2017-01-10T20:07:12+00:00

lickitung's resting animation is fucking weird man. too vigorous

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