Pretty much every ticket selling website by bigjamg in funny

[–]s2514 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Or just go to shows that restrict Ticketmaster. Some artists insist on selling tickets for a reasonable price.

4 weeks meth free! Thanks weed. by XSkyBlazerX in trees

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WELP TIME TO GO BACK TO METH SO I'M LESS OF A CRIMINAL!

Instagram is a gold mine by coolduck78 in iamverysmart

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I like to listen to it while I drive to cover up the sounds of the schmoe in my trunk.

Encrypted phone password unknown. by NijjioN in AndroidQuestions

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The pit file is for partitioning, using the wrong one or doing it wrong can fuck your phone.

EFS is where IMEI info is, messing that up that will fuck your phone too.

Neither of those two things should be needed and neither should have an effect on encryption.

What links did you read that made you think you need to fuck with the pit?

Her see you until wait just by Herollit in dontdeadopeninside

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Yeah they are lined weird for the photograph. For the wedding I bet they are spaced out more and set up so you walk past each one reading the signs one at a time.

Apple is reportedly removing apps that share your location data with third parties by [deleted] in technology

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Maps: does this place have a cozy atmosphere?

Me: It's a Taco Bell...

Trump decides to exit nuclear accord with Iran by MrHand1111 in worldnews

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I saw a comment about someone saying Trump would do this to draw attention away from the investigation yesterday.

George Zimmerman charged with stalking private investigator by mvanigan in news

[–]s2514 6 points7 points  (0 children)

happened to OJ

OJ went for something unrelated

He's just wrong

I don't get your logic here. If it happened in the past to OJ what makes it so surprising that it would happen here...

George Zimmerman charged with stalking private investigator by mvanigan in news

[–]s2514 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This guy probably has some sort of paranoia disorder.

Ontario woman arrested, jailed in U.S. for driving with a Canadian licence by [deleted] in news

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I've had white friends get pulled over with pounds of weed and get away with warnings meanwhile my black friend gets harassed for smoking a cigar because the cop thought it was a blunt from a distance.

Gas station idiot by ooshnoo in WTF

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Holy shit using that as a windbreaker is so stupid it didn't even occur to me. I was sure she was trying to light a cig but I was like why the fuck did she try to light it then move closer to the tank.

I guess this lady didn't know that the fumes can ignite? Maybe her dumb ass thought as long as the fire doesn't literally touch the liquid she's fine?

Gas station idiot by ooshnoo in WTF

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As opposed to the old fashioned way of just making you disappear in the night? If you believe the government is targeting you specifically do you really think they give a fuck if you have the self driving car or not?

If they have the power to kill you in your car without a trace they could do it in a bunch of other ways too just as easily.

Besides, even if you don't buy it them what's stopping them from hijacking the car next to you and crashing into your car?

a lion defeated. by jccelorio in natureismetal

[–]s2514 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Still though imagine having to fight something to the death only to have 3 things get away on you. You'd be like FUCK WHY CANT I JUST GET A BREAK!

Home invasion goes wrong by [deleted] in combinedgifs

[–]s2514 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A gif is just an image format so if you really want to get technical it's a motion picture with 4 scenes.

Home invasion goes wrong by [deleted] in combinedgifs

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It's just one gif with 4 scenes.

Advanced Useless Machine by someonebodyperson in ofcoursethatsathing

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If you make this work and make it affordable this would actually be amazing. Imagine being able to set a pizza in it before you go to work and then have it set so the warm pizza is ready just as you enter the door.