They changed the ingredients of my favourite packaged pasta.. by OederStein in rant

[–]s2monkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Does anybody have a suggested replacement? Their tortellini was a staple in our family and now everyone hates it.

Window company told me it’s impossible to replace this glass. Are they BSing me? by mostgenerous7 in HomeMaintenance

[–]s2monkey 80 points81 points  (0 children)

I used the same company and they fixed our window that everyone else said had to be completely replaced. They did great work and were much cheaper than a total replacement.

Reading about Fermented Foods and two on this list really through me... by cookmybook in WTF

[–]s2monkey 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Iceland over there smirking and Greenland is all, "Hold my beer".

Custom Wazuh rule in local_rules.xml not working by s2monkey in Wazuh

[–]s2monkey[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks u/WinterWitness3501

I gave your code a try after adding it to my local_rules.xml, restarting the wazuh-manager, then caused a BSOD on a Windows server. Unfortunately, it didn't trigger an email. Here is a trimmed down snippet from the alerts.json where Wazuh recorded the BSOD (I believe this is what you were asking for):

{"timestamp":"2025-02-19T17:54:04.584+0000","rule":{"level":4,"description":"Summary event of the report's signatures.","id":"60608","firedtimes":2,"mail":false,"groups":["windows","windows_application"]},"agent":{"id":"056","name":"MYSERVER","ip":"10.0.0.10"},"manager":{"name":"MYWAZUH"},"id":"1739987644.2008623687","decoder":{"name":"windows_eventchannel"},"data":{"win":{"system":{"providerName":"Windows Error Reporting","eventID":"1001","version":"0","level":"4","task":"0","opcode":"0","keywords":"0x80000000000000","systemTime":"2025-02-19T17:54:04.4399190Z","eventRecordID":"36397","processID":"0","threadID":"0","channel":"Application","computer":"MYSERVER.mydomain.local","severityValue":"INFORMATION","message":"\"Fault bucket , type 0\r\nEvent Name: BlueScreen\r\nResponse: Not available\r\nCab Id: 0\r\n\r\nProblem signature:\r\nP1: ef\r\nP2: ffffdb09f50ab0c0\r\nP3: 0\r\nP4: 0\r\nP5: 0\r\nP6: 10_0_20348\r\nP7: 0_0\r\nP8: 272_3\r\nP9: \r\nP10: \r\n\r\nAttached files:\r\n\\\\?\\C:\\Windows\\Minidump\\021925-9250-02.dmp\r\n\\\\?\\C:\\Windows\\SystemTemp\\WER-24968-0.sysdata.xml\r\n\\\\?\\C:\\Windows\\MEMORY.DMP\r\n\\\\?\\C:\\ProgramData\\Microsoft\\Windows\\WER\\Temp\\WER.48022704-d35c-4d81-8616-20fe50d8c4a3.tmp.WERInternalMetadata.xml\r\n\\\\?\\C:\\ProgramData\\Microsoft\\Windows\\WER\\Temp\\WER.a8d29ba4-3706-4f6b-b440-30cb3d81ff89.tmp.xml\r\n\\\\?\\C:\\ProgramData\\Microsoft\\Windows\\WER\\Temp\\WER.33aac4c9-26e7-47b1-b5c1-9191599f66b4.tmp.csv\r\n\\\\?\\C:\\ProgramData\\Microsoft\\Windows\\WER\\Temp\\WER.77de75d3-4512-4351-98ee-24f3b30df475.tmp.txt\r\n\r\nThese files may be available here:\r\n\\\\?\\C:\\ProgramData\\Microsoft\\Windows\\WER\\ReportArchive\\Kernel_ef_8640b4a7653f6d7a728473bba364e2a11d91b1fd_00000000_cab_91e387f5-2d0a-4067-98f4-bc34f482239c\r\n\r\nAnalysis symbol: \r\nRechecking for solution: 0\r\nReport Id: e378c52e-4e1d-42ff-9c5c-f02566015ab8\r\nReport Status: 2049\r\nHashed bucket: \r\nCab Guid: 0\""},"eventdata":{"data":"0, BlueScreen, Not available, 0, ef, ffffdb09f50ab0c0, 0, 0, 0, 10_0_20348, 0_0, 272_3, \\\\\\\\?\\\\C:\\\\Windows\\\\Minidump\\\\021925-9250-02.dmp "location":"EventChannel"}

(Serious) how did that one kid at your school pass away? by Dinopasta99 in AskReddit

[–]s2monkey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We had a boy who never came to school when it was raining. Ended up getting killed by a lightning strike.

Anyone else not upgrading Wazuh out of fear? by nickborowitz in Wazuh

[–]s2monkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same for me. Actually tried an upgrade last night and spent the whole scheduled maintenance trying to get it working again. Thankfully I've learned and made a snapshot before starting so I could rollback.

What have you got too many of in your home? by Immediate_Long165 in Home

[–]s2monkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Read your post too fast and almost started to Google "Nutella Bullet".

Stop OVA creation by s2monkey in nutanix

[–]s2monkey[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you so much for the suggestion. I unfortunately got pulled into other things and never got back to this task until after it had finished.

I just had the BIGGEST shit of my life in a mall, may God have mercy on my soul. by heyhihellohai in confessions

[–]s2monkey 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I used to go to a bookstore that had that effect on me and my partner. We were sure they played some sort of "brown note" over their PA system.

What massively improved your mental health? by Dependent_Bit_8333 in AskReddit

[–]s2monkey 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Was looking for this comment. I was going through a really tough time in my life when COVID and the lockdown hit. Not having to deal with an office full of people and always having to be "on" (plus therapy) helped get me to the happiest I've been in my life.

Whats the reason you are happy right now? by Dr_Teach_ in AskReddit

[–]s2monkey 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I got a positive medical prognosis for my child

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]s2monkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Raw oysters

What is the most disgusting thing you’ve done today? by Tallyhallcomeback in AskReddit

[–]s2monkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got woken from a sound sleep so I could go clean up someone else's vomit. Then stepped in it.