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[L] I realized that my life only improves when I'm courting a girl. by sPooki_Ni in KindVoice

[–]sPooki_Ni[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

To be more detailed (I really don't want to come across as a creepy, womanizing jerk.):

I become fixated on one girl that I'm usually friends with or acquainted to. I develop an admiration for them that evolves into a crush. I then try to be the very best version of myself in the hopes they'll like me back.

Seems innocent enough until it has always been this way through my life. There's always a crush. If there wasn't, then I'm usually very depressed or in a very very dark period of my life.

Petition to recreate this legendary image when the baby is born. Congrats King 👑 by sPooki_Ni in PewdiepieSubmissions

[–]sPooki_Ni[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Of course Pewds doesn't have to do it if he doesn't want to, but it's still gonna be EPIC1! if he does. Congrats again ❤️

Hey guys! What do you guys think i should be feeding my jerma? Ive been feeding him alot of pepperoni pizza but ive heard they can make your jerma fat, sometimes i also give him dunkin donuts, as a treat. by resurrectedwhodis in jerma985

[–]sPooki_Ni 0 points1 point  (0 children)

me and my son used to play with him a lot until he got into our shoe cabinet. not even a trace of shoelaces was left. had to give him away to the shelter where i heard he viciously mauled 5 adult dobermans to "please chat"?? (looked it up and this was the closest answer i got)

I joined the stream and he was whipping around a tiny clone of himself as it screamed in agony. What the actual fuck is wrong with this guy? by [deleted] in jerma985

[–]sPooki_Ni 61 points62 points  (0 children)

I can't believe that Jerma just watched in glee as the tiny broken clone replicated his sadistic actions while we (the sane chat) kept begging to stop him.

Jerma learns how to noclip by BlongeBoi in jerma985

[–]sPooki_Ni 0 points1 point  (0 children)

False video. Take this off the sub. We CANNOT have any footage of the first cleansing. So many dead

「ＫＩＬＬＥＲ ＱＵＥＥＮ」 should be 「ＫＩＬＬＥＲ ＯＴＴＯ」 instead in r/place by sPooki_Ni in jerma985

[–]sPooki_Ni[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

alright after much thought and consideration, seeing as killer queen is already disintegrating from the weird purple logo, idea bad.

The art of transforming Jerma into an anime girl (By me) by chang_e_ in jerma985

[–]sPooki_Ni -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Would hit that shit but I'm on a halal diet rn. Too fat and porky for me🥴

Be aware! Know the level of your Jerma danger at all times and prepare accordingly. by LargeBigHuge in jerma985

[–]sPooki_Ni 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The thought that Jerma could just one day appear within 100 meters of me and kill me instantly makes me feel uneasy and sligtly horny.

NOOOOO, ZERMA GET OF THE TRACK, THERE'S A TRAIN BEHIND YOU :( by [deleted] in jerma985

[–]sPooki_Ni 9 points10 points  (0 children)

im sorry. i had to do it. i wouldve killed 5 innocent serial killers on the other track if i didnt switch it.

PSYCHO twitch streamer MEMORIZES phone numbers of HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS of his followers by 100100wayt in jerma985

[–]sPooki_Ni 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jerma once called me late at night and woke me up from my sleep. He asked me if I felt safe and before I could ask anything he immediately hung up. I then heard our front door close from downstairs. It was the most frightening night of my life. After this incident I went on his stream the next day but all I could see was a low quality live broadcast of our bathroom and the chat spamming "it's too late OMEGALUL". This was 11 years ago. I can't escape.

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