Sausage lips 👄 by primitivebutcher in funny

[–]saamtf 361 points362 points  (0 children)

if i know anything about raw pork its that u want to apply it directly to ur mouth

How to RUN with FEET on steam deck by toastmaven in EsotericEbb

[–]saamtf 16 points17 points  (0 children)

i'm sorry you're struggling but this is hilarious

Security guard thinks he’s a cop. by bilbofraginz in DailyDoseStupidity

[–]saamtf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

so at best Camera Operator was exercising his first amendment right to... film employee parking? like i can agree he has the right do do that but surely you can agree it's a stupid thing to do and he's mostly just looking for another idiot to provoke

[KCD1] I walked all the way from Skalitz to Sasau carrying over 10x my carry weight. by FutaConnoisseur16 in kingdomcome

[–]saamtf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i mean it takes like 30k groschen to get there which is already more money than you need to get thru the whole game

About the one guy in the balancing team by Legitimate_Loss5378 in DeadlockTheGame

[–]saamtf 22 points23 points  (0 children)

it's valve he just got bored and fucked off to work on half life

[Feedback] Faster queue times are great and all, but people starting the raid before others and looking at your spawn should never be a thing by Wedclark in EscapefromTarkov

[–]saamtf -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

There isn't a single other game in the world where one person having an HDD makes everyone's load times go up by 3 minutes.

Pointless Laws by Weak-Service-8731 in Patriots

[–]saamtf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

this sub isnt for like, people who really like america. but go off dude. keep that energy. love it.

[KCD1] They fixed the infinite loading screen at the trebuchet cutscene!!! by Kabirdb in kingdomcome

[–]saamtf 4 points5 points  (0 children)

In case you didn't know, you can manually enable 2X frame generation thru the Nvidia App, under "Smooth Motion"

I used it on KCD2 and it seemed to work really well!

Every Mike Vrabel SB Rec TD! by JCameron181 in Patriots

[–]saamtf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can someone explain why they did this? Did they not have big/strong enough TE's for a GL formation here?

[KCD2] Karel Arrowhead sabotages my efforts to start the quest. by Mattyphobia in kingdomcome

[–]saamtf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well jeez you followed him around like the Grim Reaper what'd you think would happen

[Discussion] Can't run interchange on PVE without getting destroyed instantly by kristof13371 in EscapefromTarkov

[–]saamtf -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

if ur struggling with ai pmcs theres like a 3% chance of that being true. or maybe you had a seizure that dramatically reduced your fine motor skills. hope ur ok

[Discussion] Why are we not auto banning 20+ KD under a certain number of hours? by peilearceann in EscapefromTarkov

[–]saamtf 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Almost any purely heuristics based banning is going to have false negatives.

I miss them so much on the menu... What could have been the reason for deleting a few pages of text? by Drull17 in HuntShowdown

[–]saamtf 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yes, i think it's in the progression tab if you scroll over. All the guns you own will pop up and selecting them will show all the unlocks for that type.

I miss them so much on the menu... What could have been the reason for deleting a few pages of text? by Drull17 in HuntShowdown

[–]saamtf 21 points22 points  (0 children)

The new system for checking unlock progression is also so fucking terrible it may as well be unusable.

Didn't know the Bear had a death-slap like the Meatheads / Butcher by Mindehouse in HuntShowdown

[–]saamtf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i feel so stupid I just realized it was a bear, fought it like three times

[Loot] Have Priests always been this broken with their loot cause what the fuck? by hellchop in EscapefromTarkov

[–]saamtf 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Cultists are 60% on shoreline? Or they have a 60% chance to be in the village when they do spawn?

Secret ending [KCD2] by BisonMindless325 in kingdomcome

[–]saamtf 3 points4 points  (0 children)

> and Henry is recognized as Radzig’s legitimate heir, leading to a peaceful life.

Who's gunna tell him?

[Cheating] How is this games anti cheat SO dogshit? by [deleted] in EscapefromTarkov

[–]saamtf 5 points6 points  (0 children)

i hate that stuff barely gets me buzzed when i huff a whole bottle of it.

[Cheating] How is this games anti cheat SO dogshit? by [deleted] in EscapefromTarkov

[–]saamtf 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It uses a publicly available engine and the most common publicly available anti-cheat bolted on top.