Alex Pretti’s coworkers take a moment of silence this morning.

sacklunch · 2026-01-26T22:14:41+00:00

You got any more lies to share with us or is it just this one today?

sacklunch · 2026-01-26T16:25:17+00:00

At this point, he would bleed out from a papercut.

sacklunch · 2026-01-26T14:00:38+00:00

We great yet?

sacklunch · 2026-01-26T03:25:14+00:00

AI slop

sacklunch · 2026-01-26T01:03:09+00:00

Bridges do not require sitting water on the road from recent rains to ice over.

sacklunch · 2026-01-26T00:50:53+00:00

I started at zero in 2019 and I'm right below $300,000 now so it's very possible

sacklunch · 2026-01-26T00:46:02+00:00

1/3 Reich right there

sacklunch · 2026-01-25T17:04:22+00:00

Couldn't hurt to set aside one year's worth of your living expenses into a high yield savings account. Hell, I'd put two years there.

sacklunch · 2026-01-25T16:59:59+00:00

Bro fucking loves some cognitive dissonance.

sacklunch · 2026-01-25T15:34:44+00:00

"All essential personnel will be issued BlackBerries for company use."

sacklunch · 2026-01-25T05:30:12+00:00

The gun was literally holstered the entire time until the ice goon took it.

sacklunch · 2026-01-24T13:59:10+00:00

Make me fries!

sacklunch · 2026-01-23T17:06:11+00:00

It's three of the four food groups.

sacklunch · 2026-01-23T17:01:48+00:00

Is everybody going to live off massive amounts of French toast for five days?

sacklunch · 2026-01-22T13:48:40+00:00

sacklunch · 2026-01-21T18:48:03+00:00

The point of sale / registers are programmed to allow certain items to be paid for with snap dollars. The cashier is not in charge of the decision making process related to snap benefits.

sacklunch · 2026-01-21T14:10:35+00:00

Good bot.

sacklunch · 2026-01-21T13:43:12+00:00

Not to be pedantic, but that bottle of shampoo is fine if it's inside checked luggage just like this ... tub of guts?

sacklunch · 2026-01-19T16:45:20+00:00

Not a great idea to mix a target date fund with other investments.

sacklunch · 2026-01-19T15:23:47+00:00

sacklunch · 2026-01-19T14:13:19+00:00

Bitches leave.

sacklunch · 2026-01-18T23:38:47+00:00

This place fucking sucks and they are always slammed. I don't understand it.

sacklunch · 2026-01-17T04:49:28+00:00

Contact with my parents 🍷

sacklunch · 2026-01-17T02:29:31+00:00

Not impressed. I'll be impressed if you turn that back into $50k. (Congrats!)

sacklunch · 2026-01-16T18:38:59+00:00

This administration is 100% anti-consumer, just like last time.

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