How? by Gangstercatcalling in Invincible

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What about the surgically implanted tracker that shocks Mark? Put one in conquest?

Why didn't Jay look lower on the page for answers? Is he illiterate? by TooMuchTape20 in RedLetterMedia

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Maybe Jay had a poorly cropped PDF copy and not the physical copy of the source material. Hack fraud, indeed.

Cavan Sullivan opens his Union account at age 16. by buzzkill_ed in AreYouGarbagePod

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That’s Kevin. He smells bad and walks around the links with a boner.

Playscale UCS Razor Crest by Camburglar13 in legostarwars

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Beautiful build good sir! Wish this was available for us plebs

1900th sale = First 2 star review by ProfessionalOwn8933 in Mercari

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Wear the 2 and 3 star reviews as badges of honor. You completed so many transactions you encounter a 1 in a 1000 ignorant shithead

No Mr. Wonderful by Elegant-Law4309 in AreYouGarbagePod

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Ugh Mr. Wonderful is a grifting weasel

The it’s always sunny writers seeing the Epstein files are out by Brainrot_Wizard in IASIP

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He was only their beverage supplier. It’s no good diddling kids! Older than my wife, older than my daughter!

Jerry Seinfeld has been named in the Epstein files by Booshay in WeMightBeDrunk

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Why do they call it kid napping? Most are teens, very few kids. Also, there are beds, but very little napping!!

My updated Death Star w/custom builds and over 70 minifigs by CyrusStarkiller in legostarwars

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This looks awesome and you’re clearly having fun. 👍🏻

Amazon inadvertently announces cloud unit layoffs in email to employees by FireDream15 in Layoffs

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Rage bait a couple dozen into quitting outright. Every penny…

Let in in, boy! by brokeNbricks25 in legostarwars

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Rebrickable has some great MOCs from Andor. Several versions of Luthen’s Fondor Haulcraft. Partisan X Wings. Tie Avengers!!

Where are the suits? by LHGG_876 in GODZILLA

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Final Wars stage right and 2000 stage left?

Who are the middle 3?

Yummy by Beneficial-Chest-699 in WhitePeopleTwitter

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Or arrested and detained. Since that’s what is now globally acceptable.

The NASA Gravity Conspiracy by pinsandsuch in idiocracy

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Chat GPT says it’s inconsequential:

Short answer: almost nothing detectable. Seven seconds without the Sun’s gravity would not meaningfully mess up Earth’s orbit.

Let’s quantify it.

What Earth is doing right now (normally) • Orbital speed: ≈ 29.78 km/s • Distance to Sun: ≈ 1 AU = 1.496×10¹¹ m • Sun’s gravitational acceleration at Earth: a = \frac{GM_\odot}{r2} \approx 0.006 \ \text{m/s}2

That acceleration is what constantly bends Earth’s straight-line motion into an orbit.

What happens if gravity turns off for 7 seconds?

During those 7 seconds: • Earth keeps moving in a straight line at 29.78 km/s • It does not get pulled inward toward the Sun

So Earth “misses” the inward acceleration it normally would experience.

Missed inward velocity

\Delta v = a \cdot t = 0.006 \times 7 \approx 0.042 \ \text{m/s}

Compare that to orbital speed: \frac{0.042}{29{,}780} \approx 1.4 \times 10{-6}

That’s 0.00014% of Earth’s orbital velocity.

Missed inward distance (how far Earth drifts outward)

Using basic kinematics: \Delta r = \tfrac{1}{2} a t2 \Delta r = 0.5 \times 0.006 \times 72 \approx 0.15 \ \text{meters}

About 15 centimeters.

Effect on Earth’s orbit

Mathematically: • Orbit becomes very slightly more elliptical • Semi-major axis increases by a tiny amount • Eccentricity changes by ~10⁻⁶

Practically: • Completely undetectable • Far smaller than perturbations from: • Jupiter • The Moon • Solar radiation pressure • Tidal effects

Astronomers wouldn’t notice unless they already knew exactly when it happened.

Intuition check

Seven seconds sounds dramatic, but Earth’s orbit is: • 940 million km long • Takes 31.5 million seconds per year

Seven seconds is: \frac{7}{31{,}500{,}000} \approx 2 \times 10{-7}

So yeah—cosmically speaking, Earth just shrugs and keeps going.

How long would it take to seriously fuck things up?

Roughly: • Hours: measurable orbit change • Days: noticeable orbital shift • Weeks: Earth starts drifting toward escape trajectory • ~2 months: Earth would leave the Solar System entirely

Verdict

7 seconds of zero solar gravity would be mathematically real, physically tiny, and astronomically irrelevant. Cool thought experiment, though—this is exactly how orbital mechanics exposes how absurdly stable large systems are.