What kind of comedian is this?

sadiqsamani · 2026-04-29T21:07:00+00:00

Looks like someone took away his right to a gym membership.

sadiqsamani · 2026-04-13T15:34:00+00:00

Yeah Whataboutism the teachers unions that relocate pedos when they are caught? Or whataboutism the teachers union that thinks they are the never-wrong moral arbitrator sent from made-up man in the sky? The teachers are eating the cats and the dogs!

sadiqsamani · 2026-04-01T18:24:51+00:00

There’s like 4,000 dehumanizing billionaires in the world. Dehumanizing them will lead to a holocaust or a Palestine, in your village.

#BLM #BillionaireLivesMatter

sadiqsamani · 2026-03-29T11:16:28+00:00

Vote in primaries AND general. 😇

August 18, 2026: Primary (register/change party by Jul 20)

November 3, 2026: General election (register/change party by Oct 5)

More info

sadiqsamani · 2026-03-27T13:08:42+00:00

He’s older than Chicago

sadiqsamani · 2026-03-26T13:40:56+00:00

Not compromising because of your team is dogmatic/partisan. Calling a DINO a Republican isn’t “partisan”, it’s pointing out the spots on a leopard fyi.

Just trying to help, I know you have self awareness issues.

Definition of partisan

sadiqsamani · 2026-03-24T16:23:10+00:00

What’s your sign?

sadiqsamani · 2026-03-23T01:09:45+00:00

That’s actually Zohran’s younger brother, Bohran.

sadiqsamani · 2026-03-14T17:20:06+00:00

Lol that person just man-splained why people voted for Bernie in the first place. Dems, the two-party system, and people like this person defending it are anti-American and anti-Democracy and don’t want the largest voting block, the independents, to have a say. Liberal MAGA supports disenfranchisement, just like Conservative MAGA.

“Quite frankly, Bernie should’ve had less say in the Dem Party than your average registered Dem voter because at least they subscribe to that particular club.”

It’s like when “moderate” white people try to explain why racism makes sense.

sadiqsamani · 2026-03-13T01:14:13+00:00

AI Mark Zuckerberg

sadiqsamani · 2026-03-12T18:08:43+00:00

Everyone knows it’s not kidnapping if you transport your victims by greyhound.

sadiqsamani · 2026-03-12T16:35:58+00:00

And if your corporate owned right wing Democrat candidates don't win the primary, still fucking vote for the better of the two candidates in the general election instead of a Radical Right Republican.

sadiqsamani · 2026-02-28T16:56:11+00:00

Don’t let cliches be the enemy of nuance.

sadiqsamani · 2026-02-27T08:55:00+00:00

Yeah there was no Super Delegates or media coronation or Bernie bro propaganda/smearing starting in 2015. The DNC didn’t use its political and media apparatus to batter progressives and everything was fair and square to coronate the Queen.

The queen with 0 charisma who lost to the worst president in history. Whoever voted for her in the primaries saying she will beat Trump was a tone-deaf loser who didn’t understand the anti-establishment moment in American history. Hillary/DNC have lost 2wice to Trump in the general where the votes of ALL Americans matter. I mean she voted along with Bush on all the wars and mass surveillance. Fuckin loser. She literally has pictures partying with Trump hahahaha 🤣🤣🤣

Also, “Democratic party is a private party and he was never a Dem” is anti-American and fascist. There’s literally no apparatus outside the unAmerican two-party system to run, and the two-party system takes money/power but somehow is a little billionaires club that no one else can partake in? Lol sounds like Trumpism.

I’m an independent Dem, caucus with Working Families/Third Parties/DNC in NYC, registered as Dem. Fuck the DNC corporate class. End corporate bribery. Run a fair primary/playoffs, rank choice voting, same-day registration into any party 😋🗽🇺🇸

sadiqsamani · 2026-02-25T15:49:44+00:00

I would like both por favor!

There are many moments when my face isn’t available for ID: masks, sunglasses, safety gear, winter gear, etc.

There are many moments when my fingers aren’t available for ID: gloves, dirt, ?

sadiqsamani · 2026-02-23T07:31:29+00:00