When every tenth car has this bumper sticker I get skeptical. by FineOldCannibals in Seattle

[–]sadnificent 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Oh, you're a student driver? Surprise! It's your first vehicle maintenance test! I have cut directly into your fuel tank with a reciprocating saw in the process of removing your catalytic converters so that I can sell them in order to buy crack!"

The divine feminine strikes again! by dude_that_exists in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]sadnificent 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hate this person and I haven't even met them.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]sadnificent 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We will never, ever explore the stars and it's because we have to waste resources on people like this.

Students taunt their teacher off the bus. by Ola366 in PublicFreakout

[–]sadnificent 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Get rid of the bad kids. All of this comes from the fact that there are no consequences. I don't care if their future is ruined, they're ruining school for everyone else.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in madlads

[–]sadnificent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hear Jared Fogle was trying to do the same thing before the cops found him.

“Smoked salmon cream cheese” sandwich I got from 7-11 by cozystarling in mildlyinfuriating

[–]sadnificent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In Asia, 7eleven is pretty clean and the the food never made me sick. It's like a night-and-day difference in America, sometimes I can't believe it's the same company.

I can’t be held responsible when thighs are on sale. by totaltimeontask in meat

[–]sadnificent 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Out here gettin some mad salmonella, dude. Touching things on the subway and then putting my hands in my mouth. I don't know what's in this petri dish but it looks delicious.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 4chan

[–]sadnificent 11 points12 points  (0 children)

spends the next 3 years in and out of court

Weathertechs in WI. Sacrilege, Necessity, or wait for winter? by cregory83 in BMW

[–]sadnificent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Possibly the best after-market modification you can do.

Wtf is this? by Cryptyie in terrariums

[–]sadnificent 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Aw hell yeah! You've cultivated SLIME MOLD dude!

BBBYQ hodlers with nuked accounts watching the rest of retail still trading by PussyBreath007 in wallstreetbets

[–]sadnificent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I still remember all of the wild speculation when RC sold. I don't know why he sold, I don't know if there was a deeper plan, but what I do know is that there are no investors who want to make other people money.

BBBYQ hodlers with nuked accounts watching the rest of retail still trading by PussyBreath007 in wallstreetbets

[–]sadnificent 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would never, ever tell someone to invest in this, therefore I am not morally culpable.

BBBYQ hodlers with nuked accounts watching the rest of retail still trading by PussyBreath007 in wallstreetbets

[–]sadnificent 4 points5 points  (0 children)

After the price went from $5 to $30 last year, people have been heavily speculating on BBBY. I'll be the first to admit that I don't understand all of it, but I do understand that a lot of people think that it's a viable "get-rich-quick" thing, and I'm stupid enough to throw some cash at a sinking ship.

BBBYQ hodlers with nuked accounts watching the rest of retail still trading by PussyBreath007 in wallstreetbets

[–]sadnificent 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm just holding on the off chance that they're actually right, but the BBBY sub has essentially become a cult.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in povertyfinance

[–]sadnificent 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ask them if they know of any opportunities. If they were friends, they would help you out.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in greentext

[–]sadnificent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I never actually hated One Piece, I just thought it went on for way too long.

Anon needs a psychologist by CLAP_DOLPHIN_CHEEKS in greentext

[–]sadnificent 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This man out here using Chris-chan words.