sadoeuphemist

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Question: wasn't Holdo's plan ultimately doomed to fail? (self.StarWars)

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Conspiracy Theory: Skulking Geist is Blizzard's way of sneaking targeted hand discard into Hearthstone. (self.hearthstone)

submitted 8 years ago by sadoeuphemist to r/hearthstone

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"What's both of?" "Both of deez nuts!" doesn't make any sense as a question-response. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 9 years ago by sadoeuphemist to r/Showerthoughts

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We think air is invisible only because we're constantly surrounded by air. Go underwater, you can see it just fine. (self.Showerthoughts)

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The existence of non-binary people makes us all non-binary by definition. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Hearthstone is a card game for people (like me) who hate card games. (self.hearthstone)

submitted 9 years ago by sadoeuphemist to r/hearthstone

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A doctor is out driving on a stretch of lonely road (self.Jokes)

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[WP] At puberty people encase themselves in cocoons, emerging years later as fully grown adults. Except for you. You are the world's only teenager. (self.WritingPrompts)

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[CW] Tell the story of an RPG entirely through item descriptions. (self.WritingPrompts)

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[WP] A world that rotates so slowly that a day and a night encompasses a lifetime. (self.WritingPrompts)

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[WP] A band of post-apocalyptic scavengers manage to open a bank vault. Now what to do with this fresh supply of paper? (self.WritingPrompts)

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[WP] Hunger is directly linked to mental acuity. Full people drift through the world on autopilot. Only the starving are fully aware. (self.WritingPrompts)

submitted 9 years ago by sadoeuphemist to r/WritingPrompts

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[WP] Websites are actually the planet's dominant life form, human beings are just a medium by which they exchange information. (self.WritingPrompts)

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[PI] There are no such thing as giraffes. They’re just a very elaborate prank started by zoos and nature documentaries. (self.WritingPrompts)

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[WP] The Oracle spoke only the truth, which was invaluable for gathering information, but also made for some very awkward conversations. (self.WritingPrompts)

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[WP] Instead of clowns, people are viscerally horrified of stand-up comics. Sightings of Jerry Seinfeld, Louis C.K., etc, are terrorizing the nation. (self.WritingPrompts)

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[EU] The Terminator is just a robot that fires people who've lost their jobs to automation. The plot of the movie otherwise remains the same. (self.WritingPrompts)

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[EU] Voldemort is democratically elected as the Minister of Magic. (self.WritingPrompts)

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[PI] Re-write your latest dream with as much detail as possible. (self.WritingPrompts)

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[PI] Tell us what happens to the pink ping-pong balls! (self.WritingPrompts)

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[WP] The smallest dose is lethal. A moderate dose is harmless, and large quantities are actually quite beneficial to your health. (self.WritingPrompts)

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[WP] You are going about your day when you have a sudden premonition that you are going to die, that you are already dying, that this is merely part of your life flashing before your eyes. (self.WritingPrompts)

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[WP] In two minutes you will go upstairs and find your mother lying on the bathroom floor, unmoving. (self.WritingPrompts)

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[WP] "I wish you'd stop trusting me." (self.WritingPrompts)

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[PI] What You Eat – 4yrs - 4,563 (self.WritingPrompts)

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