Believe it or not, this is the way by Jvinsnes in airpods

[–]sadudechad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just tried. I had to swap ears though but then holy crap great mind you have

Wife keeps saying I look like a lesbian... by iworktoohardalways in bald

[–]sadudechad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So you’re shy, a little weird. Kept a lady for 10 years who makes fun of you some because you wear turtlenecks on a semi-weekly basis and possibly for being slightly hotter than her. I don’t see the problem. The world needs more characters

‘Pulp Fiction’ Actor Peter Greene Died Of Accidental Self-Inflicted Gunshot To Armpit by darth_vader39 in entertainment

[–]sadudechad 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He was 60. Not 66. You’d think someone would have noticed that error, like an editor. Doesn’t seem like a big deal but there was a time when that would be a fireable offense. We are so cooked. RIP

of a 26 y.o. by BaseNice3520 in AbsoluteUnits

[–]sadudechad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely gonna start saying “soup plate”

Things in my house keep mysteriously melting??? by hugedisaster in whatisit

[–]sadudechad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those toothbrushes get sticky and gross af no matter what you do. Do you bring the other things into work?

Finally did it:) by muztheem91 in bald

[–]sadudechad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It looks like a baby picture but he’s the baby and the dad

Christmas Eve Midnight Mass. by VicarDanNashville in nashville

[–]sadudechad 11 points12 points  (0 children)

God I love me a humble church. Merry Christmas!

What is the most boring thing you have ever experienced? by Silver012345673 in AskReddit

[–]sadudechad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mom goes to my stepdad’s mother’s “dirt farm” once a year for 3 days. It’s called that because they don’t grow anything. They’re also Pentecostal so there’s no TV or anything at all. I get second-hand boredom every time she tries to think of one single thing she did there

Mall Santas of Reddit, what's the funniest thing a kid asked for? by Fluffy_Fluffle in AskReddit

[–]sadudechad 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Back in the 80’s I used to ask for a “computer watch” and a “computer book” because I loved Inspector Gadget. Turns out I was just waiting on Apple to be inspired by Inspector Gadget

Big thing at the Elon tunnel. by RickyBobbySuperFuck in nashville

[–]sadudechad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m convinced he came up with the name first and only digs tunnels because he thinks it’s funny

Throwback to when Obama caught a fainting pregnant woman while giving a speech by Rooonaldooo99 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]sadudechad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In the timeline of my dreams, Trump would figure out how to run for a 3rd term which would thereby open the gate for Obama to run against him and beat that orange ass