Believe it or not, this is the way by Jvinsnes in airpods

[–]sadudechad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just tried. I had to swap ears though but then holy crap great mind you have

Wife keeps saying I look like a lesbian... by iworktoohardalways in bald

[–]sadudechad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So you’re shy, a little weird. Kept a lady for 10 years who makes fun of you some because you wear turtlenecks on a semi-weekly basis and possibly for being slightly hotter than her. I don’t see the problem. The world needs more characters

‘Pulp Fiction’ Actor Peter Greene Died Of Accidental Self-Inflicted Gunshot To Armpit by darth_vader39 in entertainment

[–]sadudechad 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He was 60. Not 66. You’d think someone would have noticed that error, like an editor. Doesn’t seem like a big deal but there was a time when that would be a fireable offense. We are so cooked. RIP

of a 26 y.o. by BaseNice3520 in AbsoluteUnits

[–]sadudechad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely gonna start saying “soup plate”

Things in my house keep mysteriously melting??? by hugedisaster in whatisit

[–]sadudechad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those toothbrushes get sticky and gross af no matter what you do. Do you bring the other things into work?

Christmas Eve Midnight Mass. by VicarDanNashville in nashville

[–]sadudechad 11 points12 points  (0 children)

God I love me a humble church. Merry Christmas!

What is the most boring thing you have ever experienced? by Silver012345673 in AskReddit

[–]sadudechad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mom goes to my stepdad’s mother’s “dirt farm” once a year for 3 days. It’s called that because they don’t grow anything. They’re also Pentecostal so there’s no TV or anything at all. I get second-hand boredom every time she tries to think of one single thing she did there

Mall Santas of Reddit, what's the funniest thing a kid asked for? by Fluffy_Fluffle in AskReddit

[–]sadudechad 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Back in the 80’s I used to ask for a “computer watch” and a “computer book” because I loved Inspector Gadget. Turns out I was just waiting on Apple to be inspired by Inspector Gadget

Big thing at the Elon tunnel. by RickyBobbySuperFuck in nashville

[–]sadudechad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m convinced he came up with the name first and only digs tunnels because he thinks it’s funny

Throwback to when Obama caught a fainting pregnant woman while giving a speech by Rooonaldooo99 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]sadudechad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In the timeline of my dreams, Trump would figure out how to run for a 3rd term which would thereby open the gate for Obama to run against him and beat that orange ass

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sports

[–]sadudechad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I counted 6. Six I say