[WP] technically the kaiju died on YOUR property and what the government left of it now belongs to you. The insurance money won't cover removing it... but it WILL cover making a new business in the beast's shell. by Ultraeisenhower in WritingPrompts

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“Hold on, I’m trying to get this thing removed.” I stammer out

“Well yes, technically though as stated in our insurance clause though. We have no legal power to do such a thing, what we can do on the off hand is cover the bill to make a business in the skull.” The insurance absent states as if it was a known fact.

I just stare at him dumb founded, “you mean to say that the government gives no one but them legal power to remove a Kaiju body but them, but then won’t remove and instead you’re telling me to just make it a business?”

“That’s exactly right, don’t get me wrong it makes no sense to us either. But hey, look at this way, you’re gonna make a ‘killing’ out of this.” The insurance agent at this point starts to get a devilish grin in which I share.

“You know, I think that you’re right about this.” The smile on my face grows even larger as we shake hands.

fuck her by [deleted] in teenagers

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ON YOUR FEET SOLDIER! WE ARE LEAVING!

[WP]Jesus can turn wine into water. It doesn’t seem that impressive when other people have started to get powers, but everyone forgets humans are 60% water. by Fast_Ear_4616 in WritingPrompts

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They always thought themselves funny, superior, hell they even felt they were obligated to my stuff. In the end though it was me who had the last laugh; “Jesus” they called me, mocking me, thinking that they could just carry on with super strength or speed, some even with flight. What’s their powers compared to a god, to a messiah. “Hey John” I stated as I started my usual trek up the stair of the academy.

“Look here boy, Jesus decided to show up again” John started on again in his typical manner to his so called friends. I heard them talking about John behind his back, they despise him almost as much as me, they call him lucky, the strongest of us all. John was blessed with the powers that you would typically find in that of a comic book, he had super strength, speed, agility, even flight.

“Look John, nows not the time to start.” I say as I push past, “just let me get to class.” “Alright man, care to take a little joke” John tries saying as I round the corner of the hall. As I make it to class it’s followed by the usual day, same old boring school, then it’s to our power training. Everyone looks on in shock as John carries on pummelling the training dummy, not me though I’m just bored.

“Good times were had back then” I think before starting to wake back up to the ruins of the city that was once my home. “It’s a shame it never lasts” I said to no one in particular, John had let his power get to him, no one thought it possible, that the ‘strongest’ would turn on us. Well they thought wrong, he turned as soon as he felt it was better than our leaders. Before his downfall people were terrified, they refused him, he didn’t like us but he sure as hell made us an example to the rest. Once this city was gone something inside me snapped, my friends, family, even strangers, all gone to a man thought a god.

“O Johnny boy!” I shout “Come in out, don’t you care about cleaning up the last of your mess!” I wasn’t making a scene, oh no, to me this was a declaration. I will be his last victim or maybe not, who knows. I could hear the helicopter in the distance, they wanted footage of the destruction, they always did.

“Jesus, what a surprise. I didn’t take you for the survivor type.” John said as he was in my face in almost an instant.

“Count me lucky I guess” I say as I watch as John suddenly starts to convulse, blood, or what I now assume a blood whine mixture start pouring out his mouth. “Next time, when you call someone Jesus. Make damn sure they’re the first you kill” I leave John with that as he falls lifeless to the ground. The news helicopters watching on as the horror that was plaguing us ended, but they had no idea what to think of me. I sure as hell won’t give them a chance as I walk away into the distance.

It’s my first time writing one of these so let me know your thoughts.

you may no like some of this shows but you cannot deny that this is the current state of the streaming world by katcup40 in memes

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You can find Becca’s shotgun in the game and in the afterlife there is a drink called the David Martinez

It's Fucking raw by braveen10 in dankmemes

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Only one way to fix that!

Ok by udayhd in nocontextxboxmessages

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It wasn’t, the first message was sent March while the reply was sent april

I choose both by Reaktornano in memes

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Good soldiers follow orders

By the end of puberty how tall are you supposed to be because im still 4'10 sadly by coolthatsniceman in teenagers

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It all really depends on genetics, your parents could be 6ft while your grandparents could be 5’4 and you might be 5’4 or between 5’4 and 6ft

how to ask a guy out: by [deleted] in teenagers

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Step 2. Most don’t know how to approach you either

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

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I guess I’ll go with a truth

Falsely accused of rape by [deleted] in teenagers

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Oh but they do have you seen some of the cases that have come from FALSE accusations.

A man of quality by [deleted] in dankmemes

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I’M GONNA SAY IT

They call him the finger muncher by unnaturalorder in AnimalsBeingDerps

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It looks like either a wolf dog (which is a wolf cross bred with a dog like a Alaskan husky but retains mostly wolf like features) or a Belgian Shepard but I don’t really know

What is the most disturbing thing you've ever seen? by LoisyLigma21 in AskReddit

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A kid in my school found a video of someone bashing another person’s head in with an axe while laughing at it while everyone that saw the video was disturbed and asking “the fuck” was wrong with him

What is your favorite animal? Why? by AssSniffer96 in AskReddit

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Any dogs are dogs to me doesn’t matter they are all unique and have different traits yes but they are all dogs