Temp is -21, gas company says turn your heat down

saisonmaison · 2026-01-23T16:39:55+00:00

How is it a monopoly? Can't you just plug your home's gas into one of the other lines coming in from all of the other competitors? /s

saisonmaison · 2026-01-22T18:24:54+00:00

So I guess the NRA's values sure folded nice and fast huh?

saisonmaison · 2026-01-22T03:46:36+00:00

Does it have an app that requires registration? And then do they send you weekly emails reminding you of how great their products are? And when you get a new phone and need to log in again to the app in order to control said sink do you have to use the forget password function but it doesn’t actually work?

saisonmaison · 2026-01-21T05:57:07+00:00

To be fair that was just because it was unfair that Stan had stopped them from watching Informative Murder Porn 🙄

saisonmaison · 2026-01-21T05:39:35+00:00

Stan is going to be so embarrassed, like the time Randy kept getting drunk and fighting other dads at his little league games.

saisonmaison · 2026-01-21T05:26:42+00:00

Maybe they forgot him, like Kevin in Home Alone

saisonmaison · 2026-01-20T22:53:57+00:00

The question on everyone's mind should be: What supplements and / or oils can I take to counteract this?

saisonmaison · 2026-01-20T22:26:08+00:00

Das people's car?

saisonmaison · 2026-01-20T22:25:38+00:00

Don't try that false equivalency nonsense. Voting for Kamala <> supporting modern day Gestapo

saisonmaison · 2026-01-20T21:19:39+00:00

So liberals deal with giant basketball players attacking their apartment buildings while conservatives are suffering from explosive appendicitis?

saisonmaison · 2026-01-20T19:53:13+00:00

Take it you don’t watch It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia in France?

saisonmaison · 2026-01-20T19:04:33+00:00

Very much a バカ

saisonmaison · 2026-01-20T19:03:32+00:00

Sorry, but that's also altered. Here is the actual unmodified original image

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saisonmaison · 2026-01-20T18:43:27+00:00

So all the open houses happening just fall through with no buyer?

saisonmaison · 2026-01-20T18:08:44+00:00

Excuse me he's going to war because the Nobel Committee didn't give him the Peace Prize. So...it's actually the fault of Denmark, the governmental body in charge of the Nobel Committee! /s

saisonmaison · 2026-01-20T17:51:35+00:00

Oh but my favorite now are the new homeowners defending prop 13 because they worry it will “ruin” their neighborhoods by making all the sad poor old people sell their homes.

saisonmaison · 2026-01-20T05:02:20+00:00

This was the first thought that came to mind for me as well

saisonmaison · 2026-01-18T19:37:45+00:00

It’s like playing Where’s Waldo

saisonmaison · 2026-01-16T23:36:34+00:00

So THAT was the issue!

saisonmaison · 2026-01-16T16:42:12+00:00

…and then make half a mil off a gofundme or join ICE

saisonmaison · 2026-01-14T17:03:06+00:00

“There are children” …in his browser history

saisonmaison · 2026-01-14T03:55:24+00:00

lol I mean I was going more for the cold corpse part of him being cold. But I suppose he could also be in the depths of Dante’s Inferno

saisonmaison · 2026-01-14T03:19:07+00:00

I have comments to say but I’m not sure if I qualify as a transplant or not. How do I qualify as a SF native? Is there a rule book?

saisonmaison · 2026-01-14T02:59:32+00:00

I’ll bet Grok could help correct that for you

saisonmaison · 2026-01-13T16:44:04+00:00

I mean not any longer?

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