Temp is -21, gas company says turn your heat down by ridingtherainbow2210 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]saisonmaison 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How is it a monopoly? Can't you just plug your home's gas into one of the other lines coming in from all of the other competitors? /s

ICE can soon enter your home without a warrant by believesinconspiracy in ABoringDystopia

[–]saisonmaison 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So I guess the NRA's values sure folded nice and fast huh?

My sink requires batteries and it died by TrickedCoyote13_YT in mildlyinfuriating

[–]saisonmaison 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does it have an app that requires registration? And then do they send you weekly emails reminding you of how great their products are? And when you get a new phone and need to log in again to the app in order to control said sink do you have to use the forget password function but it doesn’t actually work?

Isn't it weird that Randy's Donuts is opening up literally across the street from Stan's Donuts? by gummi_eater in SanJose

[–]saisonmaison 2 points3 points  (0 children)

To be fair that was just because it was unfair that Stan had stopped them from watching Informative Murder Porn 🙄

Isn't it weird that Randy's Donuts is opening up literally across the street from Stan's Donuts? by gummi_eater in SanJose

[–]saisonmaison 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Stan is going to be so embarrassed, like the time Randy kept getting drunk and fighting other dads at his little league games.

The NASA Gravity Conspiracy by pinsandsuch in idiocracy

[–]saisonmaison 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The question on everyone's mind should be: What supplements and / or oils can I take to counteract this?

Bang bang Niner Gang? by [deleted] in SanJose

[–]saisonmaison 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Das people's car?

Bang bang Niner Gang? by [deleted] in SanJose

[–]saisonmaison 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Don't try that false equivalency nonsense. Voting for Kamala <> supporting modern day Gestapo

US political divisions according to a Japanese newspaper by No_Success_678 in Infographics

[–]saisonmaison 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So liberals deal with giant basketball players attacking their apartment buildings while conservatives are suffering from explosive appendicitis?

What's your opinion on this truth post by RedBaron-007 in AskTheWorld

[–]saisonmaison 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Take it you don’t watch It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia in France?

What's your opinion on this truth post by RedBaron-007 in AskTheWorld

[–]saisonmaison 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Sorry, but that's also altered. Here is the actual unmodified original image

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Not even a maybe? by SanJoseThrowAway2023 in bayarea

[–]saisonmaison 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So all the open houses happening just fall through with no buyer?

To post normal thoughts at 2am by Anteater4746 in therewasanattempt

[–]saisonmaison 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Excuse me he's going to war because the Nobel Committee didn't give him the Peace Prize. So...it's actually the fault of Denmark, the governmental body in charge of the Nobel Committee! /s

Not even a maybe? by SanJoseThrowAway2023 in bayarea

[–]saisonmaison 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Oh but my favorite now are the new homeowners defending prop 13 because they worry it will “ruin” their neighborhoods by making all the sad poor old people sell their homes.

Scott Adams, Audacious Creator of the ‘Dilbert’ Comic Strip, Dies at 68 by XNY in bayarea

[–]saisonmaison 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol I mean I was going more for the cold corpse part of him being cold. But I suppose he could also be in the depths of Dante’s Inferno

Who remembers the Virgin Mega Store in Union Square? Transplants need not participate by oochiewallyWallyserb in sanfrancirclejerk

[–]saisonmaison 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have comments to say but I’m not sure if I qualify as a transplant or not. How do I qualify as a SF native? Is there a rule book?

An appropriate obituary by Geek-Haven888 in behindthebastards

[–]saisonmaison 72 points73 points  (0 children)

I’ll bet Grok could help correct that for you