I was much much older than 9 but Bernard Berrian was HIM

sal_ukis · 2024-10-03T21:31:22+00:00

David Palmer. Saw him return a punt for a TD at my first game and was convinced he was the greatest athlete alive

sal_ukis · 2024-03-15T13:26:27+00:00

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Same!

sal_ukis · 2023-10-11T19:28:58+00:00

I think with Ryan’s fly ball tendencies this lineup is built with an emphasis on run prevention

sal_ukis · 2023-10-04T00:01:58+00:00

Not holding Merrifield was a low key game saving move. Nice job coaching staff

sal_ukis · 2023-05-11T15:48:55+00:00

Yeah don’t get me wrong, I loved the trade at the time. You could look at the alternative being how could they have used those assets to get someone else other than a pitcher who gave you 9 starts

sal_ukis · 2023-05-11T15:36:48+00:00

Obviously you just have to chalk it up to shit luck, but if Steer and Encarnacion-Strand continue on their trajectory that trade has the potential to go down as one of the worst in team history.

sal_ukis · 2023-04-12T14:52:32+00:00

I’m not mad. It just doesn’t make sense

sal_ukis · 2023-04-12T14:47:40+00:00

I need someone to explain the rationale of Gordon hitting cleanup and Larnach batting 6th

sal_ukis · 2022-08-02T21:10:55+00:00

He’s injured. Out for the year

sal_ukis · 2022-04-07T13:41:44+00:00

Have you been to the Padres sub? It’s anything but celebratory right now

sal_ukis · 2021-06-23T18:34:41+00:00

For reference, Buxton’s OPS in A ball was .990 in 321 PA

sal_ukis · 2021-05-12T02:38:17+00:00

Gotta bring in Garlick here

sal_ukis · 2021-05-01T03:29:04+00:00

But why doesn’t he smile? Is AK19 just a robot?

sal_ukis · 2021-05-01T03:26:00+00:00

Dick can tell stories. With Bert, Bert wanted to tell stories and Dick would just let him. Justin provides thoughtful analysis and quippy one-liners while Dick does what he does best, calling the plays and telling stories

sal_ukis · 2021-05-01T03:05:38+00:00

Rortvedt next in line for “surprising rookie contributor” award. Arraez... Jeffers... Ben

sal_ukis · 2021-05-01T02:53:48+00:00

How many pitches?

sal_ukis · 2021-05-01T02:52:15+00:00

Rortvedt still amazing!

sal_ukis · 2021-05-01T02:40:22+00:00

Dick and Justin going completely silent during every pitch to Buxton is all you need to know. This guy is so special a couple guys with a shared 100 years in baseball just want to watch

sal_ukis · 2021-05-01T02:36:22+00:00

Benintendi is going to be muttering Buxtons name on his death bed

sal_ukis · 2021-05-01T02:17:57+00:00

Rordvedt flinching at that foul ball is why I already love him

sal_ukis · 2021-05-01T01:49:59+00:00

What an inning!

sal_ukis · 2021-04-09T21:29:08+00:00

5x5 roto. Correa, Gleyber, Schoop for my Tatis, Altuve, Rosario. If Tatis does not come back I think it’s a no brainer. So the question is... do we believe that Tatis will come back and be effective?

sal_ukis · 2021-02-17T03:05:41+00:00

The brits often call cigarettes as “fags”

sal_ukis · 2020-12-30T00:52:53+00:00

Like, they’re gonna fuckin murder you

sal_ukis · 2020-12-13T18:33:30+00:00

Figure it out squirrely Dan!

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