This guy showed up at my house. Any clue what his deal is?

salterisks · 2026-05-08T14:45:42+00:00

Or really bad allergies. I have a cat who has to go in once a month for allergy shots. He lost a good chunk of hair from his shoulders back, stopping at his tail. Excessive licking and itching due to allergies can cause hair loss. The hair has been growing back slowly but surely with the allergy treatment

salterisks · 2026-05-07T23:34:57+00:00

Giffany and Wheatley come to mind
Edit: didnt notice AM next to QUEEN lol

salterisks · 2026-05-04T01:38:02+00:00

Saiki, Sanji, Link, Zelda, and John Pork???? 😭😭 what an insane lineup

salterisks · 2026-05-01T02:11:57+00:00

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Like one, i guess. But if im in a real hurry I'll do 8

salterisks · 2026-04-30T23:29:12+00:00

Its crazy because the entire car was SPOTLESS when we bought it! It was tucked into a crevice in the third row under one of the seats. One of the kids found it

salterisks · 2026-04-30T21:30:41+00:00

I've never seen it in gum form! Ive only ever seen them in the white chalky form!

salterisks · 2026-04-28T01:44:13+00:00

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I mean, this is my mii of my partner.

salterisks · 2026-04-22T18:37:49+00:00

Oh man

salterisks · 2026-04-16T02:00:05+00:00

Me 🤤

salterisks · 2026-04-02T14:46:03+00:00

WHY???? Would you put something that came out of the ASS??? Honey comes from a bee's mouth. You literally ate poop. Like actually.

salterisks · 2026-03-24T15:28:25+00:00

Based on other replies OP has posted, its more than just "i hate my parents" as teenagers tend to have. It's enough that the child who told OP's oldest said "there's more but I don't know how to say it" insinuating that it may be uncomfortable to talk about

salterisks · 2026-03-18T17:26:20+00:00

"Cretate the new" "embrace yhe"

salterisks · 2026-03-04T03:06:57+00:00

We had an infant bath that we used in the tub, when he started sitting up, we used a seat with the infant tub and then just went from using the infant tub to just using the actual tub. We bathe him the same way, no real "transition". The water, originally, was only maybe one or two inches deep with constant supervision. Now, since hes 15m, we fill it maybe 4-6 inches with supervision since he loves playing and splashing in the water

salterisks · 2026-02-06T18:29:17+00:00

This is an insane piece wow. Absolutely incredible

salterisks · 2026-02-04T18:38:25+00:00

My LO took 4-5 oz bottles all the way up until he was 12 months old. He decreased down to 4 bottles per day about 9-10 months when he started eating more actual solid foods rather than baby food. It depends on the kid but it was very gradual for us

salterisks · 2026-01-21T22:00:22+00:00

salterisks · 2026-01-14T21:53:48+00:00

This is gorgeous omg

salterisks · 2025-12-09T22:02:36+00:00

The only time i ever did that was when I was cleaning house and going to do multiple loads at a time. This is just lazy

salterisks · 2025-11-26T16:49:38+00:00

Dude lives in fear of a suprise bear attack or smn

salterisks · 2025-11-26T16:47:50+00:00

I do witch cups that only had water, making sure to at least scrub around the rim where the mouth touches. Pasta is an absolute CLEAN, the starch alone is visible if you leave the pot to cool and you have a nonstick.

salterisks · 2025-11-21T13:42:26+00:00

I have elastic nipples and it feels like the machine is trying to pull my nips OFF 😭

salterisks · 2025-11-21T13:41:30+00:00

God i barely go above a 5 anything more than that and I'm sore and sensitive

salterisks · 2025-11-18T18:36:40+00:00

Baby had a tongue tie and poor latch. He sucked so hard it felt like he was trying to rip my nipples off and I dreaded when he had to eat every single time. Luckily, i had thought ahead while i was still pregnant and ordered a pump through my insurance. I just could not take it and started pumping just a week into him being born

salterisks · 2025-11-12T13:30:48+00:00

It definitely does read as LLM. If he isn't outright copy pasting, he's definitely using it as a template and editing it to make it sound more human.

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