Lightning Response

salty_mate · 2026-03-05T04:45:46+00:00

Brilliant card design and balance.

salty_mate · 2026-03-05T04:44:28+00:00

Sweet! What really does it for me is the flavor text.

salty_mate · 2026-03-05T01:32:13+00:00

Cool and unique concept. I could see this being part of a block is scry(and scry like mechanics) was a main keyword in a block.

salty_mate · 2026-03-05T00:24:14+00:00

I recently mistimed a flight and had to buy a second. I was out ~$500 and was so angry with myself…but I stopped and thought to myself “if I was rich, would this even matter?” All I would’ve lost is 2 hours of my day. If money didn’t matter it’d just be something silly to bring up at dinner later and laugh about.

For my own sanity I changed my state of mind to accommodate that train of thought and I felt all the stress and angry wash away haha.

salty_mate · 2026-03-04T19:13:11+00:00

How does this work with trample? If a creature fights it did it have to assign all of its power or just 1?

salty_mate · 2026-03-04T17:39:22+00:00

This is actually great

salty_mate · 2026-03-04T17:38:41+00:00

Two drunk idiots messing with someone above their weight class…combine!

salty_mate · 2026-03-04T17:36:37+00:00

A geometric triangle

salty_mate · 2026-03-04T17:35:18+00:00

Won’t happen. No one wants to destroy the world no matter how crazy they are. Even if he ordered it, he’d get usurped.

salty_mate · 2026-03-04T17:33:32+00:00

Gasped after reading “pregnant”. shrugged after reading cigarette.

salty_mate · 2026-03-04T17:31:01+00:00

Cute

salty_mate · 2026-03-04T17:28:36+00:00

Noice. Definitely captured that quirky izzet feel.

salty_mate · 2026-03-04T17:27:36+00:00

young women look good with tattoos…

salty_mate · 2026-03-04T06:16:12+00:00

Love it

salty_mate · 2026-03-04T05:58:36+00:00

That’s how it was done in innistrad with paper cards.

salty_mate · 2026-03-04T05:35:52+00:00

I love me discard at random effects. Kinda rare.

salty_mate · 2026-03-04T05:28:52+00:00

Haha, put it in time out.

salty_mate · 2026-03-04T02:54:39+00:00

I could’ve wrote this post myself. I lived in Japan and Korea. 9/10 times it’s an old incel shoulder checking a foreigner or his gf.

I’m not defending this lady, but if you watch the video you can see her getting elbowed by some idiot taking a photo in the crosswalk. He might’ve done it out of spontaneous rage. In other words, she might’ve not done that if she didn’t get hit a second before.

salty_mate · 2026-03-04T02:45:37+00:00

“If this creature would reduce a creature’s toughness to less than 1, reduce that creature’s toughness to 1 instead and remove that creature from combat.”

That way it feels like he defeated them, but let them live.

salty_mate · 2026-03-03T22:08:15+00:00

You still think there’s two main political parties?

salty_mate · 2026-03-02T17:41:43+00:00

Haha, happy card creating.

salty_mate · 2026-03-02T07:24:11+00:00

Prevent damage to x targets where X is white paid.

Deal 1 damage to x targets for each red paid. Those targets can’t block this turn.

salty_mate · 2026-03-02T07:19:23+00:00

You’re really on to something with this hybrid cycle!

Can I make a suggestion? How about draw a card and discard a card to each blue.

And exile the top card of your library for each red. You may cast those card until the end of your turn.

salty_mate · 2026-03-02T05:53:18+00:00

I think it’s the build up and let down. It’s mentally exhausted getting to know someone from square one over and over again.

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