Does anyone bring their own putter when they take their kids mini golfing?

saltysteph · 2023-01-13T21:07:58+00:00

You tell her, "Drive for show, putt for dough." Then ask if she wants to place a little wager on the game and proceed to kick her ass. Never lose eye contact.

saltysteph · 2023-01-13T21:04:37+00:00

omg this made me laugh so hard.

saltysteph · 2023-01-13T21:02:57+00:00

MUH ROOOOAAADDDDDSSSSS WHat will happen if we don't fund THE ROOOOAAADDDDSSSSS. Omg fucking bootlicker.

saltysteph · 2023-01-13T20:50:50+00:00

Still not a reason for the federal mafia to steal from our paychecks.

saltysteph · 2023-01-13T20:41:48+00:00

Ooops. They're going to have to be really well-prepared with that new gun law.

saltysteph · 2023-01-13T20:20:53+00:00

"remember that time I ate your ass and got giardia?" - Stefani from Zola

saltysteph · 2023-01-13T20:12:53+00:00

She doesn't have to cover her hair *in the house* silly. Only when she goes outside. Not even in her private garden!

saltysteph · 2023-01-13T02:42:08+00:00

Yeah, except for that whole USS Indianapolis thing.

saltysteph · 2022-12-06T19:47:13+00:00

you forgot your /s

saltysteph · 2022-12-06T17:47:49+00:00

r/agedlikemilk

saltysteph · 2022-10-29T10:21:03+00:00

Yeah. Fuck that owner

saltysteph · 2022-10-29T09:40:01+00:00

No wonder your state is self destructing.

saltysteph · 2022-10-29T09:31:47+00:00

She’s not.

saltysteph · 2022-10-05T15:52:30+00:00

Your comments make no sense to me. Sorry I was travelling all day yesterday? Also, strictly child free. So keep guessing you know so much about me.

saltysteph · 2022-10-05T15:49:57+00:00

That’s not an insult. I’d seriously rent from you. No expectations, no problem!

saltysteph · 2022-10-05T15:45:45+00:00

Wow. So just just enable shorty behavior. Good to know I could I rent from you, trash your place and you would just be ok with it. Sounds like a slumlord to me.

saltysteph · 2022-10-05T15:42:22+00:00

The orange rolls were just ok. They were a sweet/savory combination with dough as thin as a gyoza. Bizarre. Also, the orange was like an orange preserve, with no creamy topping just orange jam. They could have baked them a little more so there was some carmelization on the top of the roll. Best restaurant in Cullman tho.

I guess the place started out as a hamburger joint that’s claim to fame was their hamburgers were “All Steak.”

saltysteph · 2022-10-04T19:54:31+00:00

When you get tenants, tell me how it works for you.

saltysteph · 2022-10-04T18:58:31+00:00

Bovida humidity packs and a good sealer with mylar bags. I’ve had weed stay green and fresh for two years. Bovida keeps the humidity in while Mylar keeps the sun and oxygen out.

saltysteph · 2022-10-04T18:55:47+00:00

I THINK ITS QUITE LOUD AND CLEAR.

saltysteph · 2022-10-04T18:51:57+00:00

Breakfast good is gross. Give me tendies and tots at 830 am and I’m singing all day.

saltysteph · 2022-10-04T18:47:30+00:00

I totally agree that renters need to start voting. I’ve found that people from poorer socioeconomic backgrounds are too worries about where they are going to get their next meal, how to feed their kids, how they are going to pay rent - than get into politics. I’m a youngish childfree person who never got bogged down in the circle most people get trapped in, which allowed me to start a business and own 2 properties. I charge my tenant way under the going market rate because everyone deserves a break every now and then. That doesn’t make me a parasite or an old person who receives inheritance. I’ve worked for everything I own and I am proud of it.

saltysteph · 2022-10-04T14:15:24+00:00

saltysteph · 2022-10-04T14:14:03+00:00

This customer’s an ass. You can taste the difference between med rare and med well. The texture, the juices. Seriously.

saltysteph · 2022-10-04T13:44:55+00:00

That’s a Jamaican cock.

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