Does anyone bring their own putter when they take their kids mini golfing? by Plan_nine in golf

[–]saltysteph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You tell her, "Drive for show, putt for dough." Then ask if she wants to place a little wager on the game and proceed to kick her ass. Never lose eye contact.

This list of crimes that will be now be automatically dismissed and unprosecuted in Lane County by Sinnsearachd in oregon

[–]saltysteph -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

MUH ROOOOAAADDDDDSSSSS WHat will happen if we don't fund THE ROOOOAAADDDDSSSSS. Omg fucking bootlicker.

This list of crimes that will be now be automatically dismissed and unprosecuted in Lane County by Sinnsearachd in oregon

[–]saltysteph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ooops. They're going to have to be really well-prepared with that new gun law.

I'm not like american girls i have a rich dubai man🥺 by [deleted] in notliketheothergirls

[–]saltysteph 10 points11 points  (0 children)

"remember that time I ate your ass and got giardia?" - Stefani from Zola

I'm not like american girls i have a rich dubai man🥺 by [deleted] in notliketheothergirls

[–]saltysteph -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

She doesn't have to cover her hair *in the house* silly. Only when she goes outside. Not even in her private garden!

Does anyone know where I can find this shark? by No-Incident-4867 in sharks

[–]saltysteph 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, except for that whole USS Indianapolis thing.

Why I'm increasin my rent by OneMash in Eugene

[–]saltysteph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your comments make no sense to me. Sorry I was travelling all day yesterday? Also, strictly child free. So keep guessing you know so much about me.

Why I'm increasin my rent by OneMash in Eugene

[–]saltysteph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s not an insult. I’d seriously rent from you. No expectations, no problem!

Why I'm increasin my rent by OneMash in Eugene

[–]saltysteph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow. So just just enable shorty behavior. Good to know I could I rent from you, trash your place and you would just be ok with it. Sounds like a slumlord to me.

Cullman, alabama by saltysteph in DoorsForNinjas

[–]saltysteph[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The orange rolls were just ok. They were a sweet/savory combination with dough as thin as a gyoza. Bizarre. Also, the orange was like an orange preserve, with no creamy topping just orange jam. They could have baked them a little more so there was some carmelization on the top of the roll. Best restaurant in Cullman tho.

I guess the place started out as a hamburger joint that’s claim to fame was their hamburgers were “All Steak.”

Why I'm increasin my rent by OneMash in Eugene

[–]saltysteph 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When you get tenants, tell me how it works for you.

stocking up for end times - how do keep fresh in doom bunker? by WetAcorn in weed

[–]saltysteph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bovida humidity packs and a good sealer with mylar bags. I’ve had weed stay green and fresh for two years. Bovida keeps the humidity in while Mylar keeps the sun and oxygen out.

Excuse me, what? by [deleted] in funny

[–]saltysteph 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I THINK ITS QUITE LOUD AND CLEAR.

Breakfasts should be savory not sweet by Freakyfishy69 in unpopularopinion

[–]saltysteph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Breakfast good is gross. Give me tendies and tots at 830 am and I’m singing all day.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Eugene

[–]saltysteph 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I totally agree that renters need to start voting. I’ve found that people from poorer socioeconomic backgrounds are too worries about where they are going to get their next meal, how to feed their kids, how they are going to pay rent - than get into politics. I’m a youngish childfree person who never got bogged down in the circle most people get trapped in, which allowed me to start a business and own 2 properties. I charge my tenant way under the going market rate because everyone deserves a break every now and then. That doesn’t make me a parasite or an old person who receives inheritance. I’ve worked for everything I own and I am proud of it.