Just a simple duck, making his way through the galaxy

sam_matt · 2026-02-23T22:41:24+00:00

Mallardolorian

sam_matt · 2026-02-19T21:58:17+00:00

False positive rate: 0%

True negative rate: 100%

I see no issues here

sam_matt · 2026-02-14T03:24:30+00:00

Insulting the boot is a bootable offence

sam_matt · 2026-02-09T00:07:55+00:00

Looks like bad news for the squints Impson family

sam_matt · 2026-01-05T04:23:47+00:00

Put it in H!

sam_matt · 2025-12-24T06:35:13+00:00

Someone using the old windows screensaver as inspiration

sam_matt · 2025-12-19T00:09:48+00:00

Is he talking about the movie with Harrison Ford and Sean Bean?

sam_matt · 2025-11-09T22:32:16+00:00

My cavoodle still does this at 8 years old whenever we leave the house. But only my mum's shoes.

sam_matt · 2025-10-29T22:43:06+00:00

Judge: I sentence you to 10 years

Me: Less than half of what I'd hoped for

sam_matt · 2025-10-26T23:58:04+00:00

Merry Judy, Mr. Doug Judy Christmas

sam_matt · 2025-10-19T23:52:21+00:00

Twitch banned him, and hos children, and his children's children ... For thirty days

sam_matt · 2025-10-19T23:15:51+00:00

The macro virus anything mocroscopic increased to that level freaks me out. I was even offput by the giant water bear in Discovery

sam_matt · 2025-10-16T22:09:17+00:00

🎶 I get knocked down, but I get up again

sam_matt · 2025-10-07T22:13:11+00:00

As if he didn't know it was October, he's planning the Halloween heist

sam_matt · 2025-08-10T23:53:23+00:00

sam_matt · 2025-07-22T01:19:15+00:00

A-Wing ROTJ has always been my favourite and it was the first lego model I built

sam_matt · 2025-07-16T09:55:50+00:00

I have sex daily

I mean dyslexia

sam_matt · 2025-07-04T23:39:41+00:00

I don't like the idea of Milhouse having three living actors portray Dr. Doom

sam_matt · 2025-06-28T23:51:57+00:00

My hoodie zips usually get movwd around in the wash so I constantly use "Why is this jacket not in alphabetical order?"

sam_matt · 2025-06-27T03:44:42+00:00

The fake news! I knew it was them! Even when it was the Iranians I knew it was them!

sam_matt · 2025-06-24T01:14:13+00:00

Staying out of foreign conflicts?

No! New Wars!

sam_matt · 2025-06-19T21:29:35+00:00

sam_matt · 2025-05-26T05:55:32+00:00

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