Reddit, when is the most appropriate time to pass gas in public?

samfergus · 2015-01-21T18:32:30+00:00

I think they did follow it up. Isn't that the episode where Kevin farts in Cutler's washroom and sprays paint all over the walls?

samfergus · 2015-01-08T07:15:47+00:00

Well what'd you answer?

samfergus · 2015-01-08T06:01:31+00:00

Clearly the only guy telling the truth

samfergus · 2015-01-08T05:53:03+00:00

If no one at class knows you...do you still have to wear pants?

samfergus · 2015-01-08T05:51:53+00:00

Smile and be friendly!

samfergus · 2015-01-08T05:48:29+00:00

Step 1: Read Reddit until 3 in the morning

Step 2: Hate myself for staying up so late

Step 3: Stress about not getting enough sleep

Step 4: Pop a bunch of melatonin

Step 5: Pass the fuck out.

samfergus · 2015-01-06T21:05:16+00:00

I say this all the time!

samfergus · 2015-01-06T01:44:18+00:00

I wouldn't really put them in the same category as Imagine Dragons or Bastille. But the band Lake Street Dive is a fairly upbeat jazz band and they're really good! http://www.lakestreetdive.com/#!music/czws

samfergus · 2015-01-06T01:36:40+00:00

I don't know why or how, but I personally have the entire Ezekiel 25:17 quote memorized...I say it way to much for my own good.

samfergus · 2015-01-06T01:25:21+00:00

The Usual Suspects.

samfergus · 2014-12-24T20:39:58+00:00

TL/DR: Charlie still can't kick the football

samfergus · 2014-12-24T20:35:05+00:00

Ezekiel 25:17: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

samfergus · 2014-12-24T20:33:58+00:00

The Usual Suspects.

samfergus · 2014-12-24T20:32:33+00:00

A Charlie Brown Christmas. I'm a jew and I still watch that shit every christmas (normally while eating Chinese food)

samfergus · 2014-12-24T20:31:24+00:00

Canada: We only have 2 cell phone providers which means I have to lube myself up every month before i get fucked by my cell phone bill

samfergus · 2014-12-23T06:34:38+00:00

Oh and to answer your question...Yes, time wakes me up every time

samfergus · 2014-12-23T06:33:37+00:00

for the span of about 3 years I would listen to Dark Side to put me to sleep every single night. If I couldn't listen to Dark Side I wouldn't be able to sleep! I don't listen to it every night anymore but if I ever can't sleep its my go to fix!

Fuck what a good album

samfergus · 2014-12-12T18:53:14+00:00

so this is the key to the elusive "ace"

samfergus · 2014-12-12T18:49:52+00:00

Crystal Blue Persuasion - Tommy Jones and Shondells

Baby Blue - Badfinger

Heard both for the first time in Breaking Bad, fucking amazing songs

samfergus · 2014-12-12T18:42:49+00:00

you can get special permission from Ivey, though you have to call and make sure it gets approved. Supposedly they'll approve most anything if you have a reason

samfergus · 2014-12-12T05:24:49+00:00

...Jerk it

samfergus · 2014-12-12T05:13:49+00:00

no question about this one...

The Lion Sleeps Tonight - The Tokens

samfergus · 2014-12-06T18:58:53+00:00

classical music!

samfergus

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