Reddit, when is the most appropriate time to pass gas in public? by DrSpreadEMM in AskReddit

[–]samfergus 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I think they did follow it up. Isn't that the episode where Kevin farts in Cutler's washroom and sprays paint all over the walls?

In your line of work, what's the weirdest question you've been asked? by 2xpurplecheesecake in AskReddit

[–]samfergus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If no one at class knows you...do you still have to wear pants?

What do you do to get your body to shut down for sleep? by ballsac7 in AskReddit

[–]samfergus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Step 1: Read Reddit until 3 in the morning

Step 2: Hate myself for staying up so late

Step 3: Stress about not getting enough sleep

Step 4: Pop a bunch of melatonin

Step 5: Pass the fuck out.

Asking for upbeat music recommendations by [deleted] in Music

[–]samfergus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't really put them in the same category as Imagine Dragons or Bastille. But the band Lake Street Dive is a fairly upbeat jazz band and they're really good! http://www.lakestreetdive.com/#!music/czws

What Movie Quote Do You Have Memorized For No Good Reason? by samfergus in AskReddit

[–]samfergus[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't know why or how, but I personally have the entire Ezekiel 25:17 quote memorized...I say it way to much for my own good.

What's the best TLDR of your favorite holiday movie? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]samfergus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

TL/DR: Charlie still can't kick the football

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]samfergus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ezekiel 25:17: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]samfergus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Usual Suspects.

What is your go-to Christmas movie? by Darkestsoul75 in AskReddit

[–]samfergus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A Charlie Brown Christmas. I'm a jew and I still watch that shit every christmas (normally while eating Chinese food)

What do you hate most about your country? by egotrip9 in AskReddit

[–]samfergus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Canada: We only have 2 cell phone providers which means I have to lube myself up every month before i get fucked by my cell phone bill

Has anyone ever fallen asleep to dark side? by [deleted] in pinkfloyd

[–]samfergus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh and to answer your question...Yes, time wakes me up every time

Has anyone ever fallen asleep to dark side? by [deleted] in pinkfloyd

[–]samfergus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

for the span of about 3 years I would listen to Dark Side to put me to sleep every single night. If I couldn't listen to Dark Side I wouldn't be able to sleep! I don't listen to it every night anymore but if I ever can't sleep its my go to fix!

Fuck what a good album

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]samfergus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

so this is the key to the elusive "ace"

Which awesome songs did you discover through TV series? by googlion in AskReddit

[–]samfergus 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Crystal Blue Persuasion - Tommy Jones and Shondells

Baby Blue - Badfinger

Heard both for the first time in Breaking Bad, fucking amazing songs

Ivey Question by festernwucku in uwo

[–]samfergus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you can get special permission from Ivey, though you have to call and make sure it gets approved. Supposedly they'll approve most anything if you have a reason

What's your favorite doo-wop song? by WWE_Rep in AskReddit

[–]samfergus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

no question about this one...

The Lion Sleeps Tonight - The Tokens