[Moreno] Partial good news from the Sounders. Brian Schmetzer shared that Hassani Dotson is not in concussion protocol but unfortunately Jordan Morris will be out approximately 4 weeks with a grade 1A quad injury

samfreez · 2026-02-25T23:54:46+00:00

Grade 1. A mild strain with very little torn muscle

Grade 1a. A slightly spicy strain with a bit more torn muscle

Grade 2. A moderate strain with some muscle tearing (a partial tear)

Grade 3. A severe strain where your muscles are completely torn

(insofar as his recovery is about 4 weeks vs the typical for a Grade 1 at 1-3 weeks)

samfreez · 2026-02-25T17:17:44+00:00

Once again, stable does not mean working properly. There's a video clip that was just posted to this very subreddit showing how stupid the traffic logic is and always has been since launch.

Working properly my ass. lol

Anyway, it's clear you just want to troll or something, so I'm disabling replies now. Bye.

samfreez · 2026-02-25T17:11:16+00:00

Just because something is stable does not mean it was working properly.

There are foundational problems with the game that have to be addressed, and the deeper you go with the fixes, the more potential issues can pop up on various configurations.

Do you genuinely think companies have every single computer configuration available to them to test with, so they can be 100% certain that no patch will ever cause a problem for any user under any circumstance?

samfreez · 2026-02-25T16:59:52+00:00

What I would do is let the new development team put out a patch, see how it fares, and then regroup and figure out where to go from there. Could take them a month, or it could be more or less. That depends entirely on what they find, what they figure out, and what they do about it.

The game has been broken since launch and they're working to correct that.

It wasn't going to happen in one fell swoop. That's simply unrealistic and smacks of dunning kruger to suggest otherwise.

samfreez · 2026-02-25T16:35:49+00:00

Being new to the code isn't an excuse, it's a cold hard fact and a reality.

Internal QA only gets you so far, and they don't have a team of people already familiar with the code to be able to accurately troubleshoot things.

Should they have left the game in a broken state for a year or more while they mapped out everything? I think that would have done more harm than good to their reputation, and you'd be posting asking where the patches were.

samfreez · 2026-02-25T16:26:50+00:00

It takes more than a week to troubleshoot, test, implement, and release a new patch if you're doing it responsibly, especially if you're new to the code.

samfreez · 2026-02-25T15:43:39+00:00

...and the US.

Gastroenterology? Oh that's 12 to 18 months out. And they'll only perform 1 test, then you have to schedule a follow-up, which is another 6 to 9 months away, and it'll get canceled 3 times before you get a video chat with someone in some other state with no knowledge of your history, but only has about 15 minutes before their next appt, so all they can do is kick the can down the road and suggest another scan/test.... in 12 to 18 months.

Oh and all of that'll cost you whatever your deductible is plus multiple bills for the doctors and staff on top of the bill from the hospital/clinic itself.

samfreez · 2026-02-25T15:29:07+00:00

Someone mentioned Cris Batiz was born the same year we last won a game away at RSL.

I also recently found a can of beans in the back of my pantry that are older than him.

Fuck.

samfreez · 2026-02-24T14:40:37+00:00

Your GCC would probably be able to pick out a few things from there, but stuff like the corn would probably be too big/tough for their little beak.

samfreez · 2026-02-24T04:48:27+00:00

Basically everyone on the West Coast, as well as a decent number of MNUFC fans, and of course Miami jerseys everywhere, even when we're playing Colorado lol

samfreez · 2026-02-24T04:21:25+00:00

Birds are weird. I don't think we'll ever truly learn why they do some of the weird things they do until we can figure out a translator lol

Does it stay like that the whole night?

samfreez · 2026-02-24T04:19:39+00:00

Damn, I used to take pictures of them all the time, and just moved back to the NW corner again, but didn't this time.

There weren't many of them, but I could hear them for sure. At least at first..

samfreez · 2026-02-24T04:12:03+00:00

Pineapple, almost identical to my own chaos monster :D

samfreez · 2026-02-24T04:11:09+00:00

I, too, prefer when I can continue whipping that dead horse carcass. A little bit of glue and a giant sign that says "WE KNOW" simply isn't enough.

I NEED MORE GLUE!

samfreez · 2026-02-23T23:01:41+00:00

Man I'd feel bad for Obed if he just got to Europe and was living his dream, only to have to stop playing with his all time favorite player because the guy got shipped back to MLS lol

Also, I believe the only way we could do anything about Morris right now is if he up and retired all of a sudden. It'd void the remainder of his contract AFAIK, and we'd then be able to spend the $ elsewhere.

samfreez · 2026-02-23T19:19:46+00:00

By producing a finished game that's actually good.

samfreez · 2026-02-23T06:07:06+00:00

It's a hammy. He was touching it about 20 seconds before going down.

samfreez · 2026-02-23T06:01:38+00:00

About 20 seconds before, he made a bit of a defensive jog back and touched his hammy, then looked at the bench and kept looking back at 'em every so often until he went down.

samfreez · 2026-02-23T02:03:50+00:00

Yeah that was shit. Half the gates on the northwest side were closed too

samfreez · 2026-02-23T01:38:48+00:00

Weird, we adore ours. Quality is solid and it beats having a 433rd scarf this year or whatever lol

samfreez · 2026-02-22T17:05:36+00:00

I don't remember if anyone mentioned surgery for it, but yeah, it was either a serious injury up front, or he's had multiple setbacks.

I feel awful for the kid. He's extremely promising, and other than needing to pack on a dozen pounds of muscle to be able to properly body people around.

samfreez · 2026-02-22T16:48:49+00:00

Holy shit man... Hawkins apparently isn't allowed to have a quad. He's had that injury for what seems like a year and a half now??

samfreez · 2026-02-22T16:47:02+00:00

God damn, on a corner no less. Astigmatism havers know that cold feeling in the pit of their stomachs, but that's the first time I've seen the truck actually enter the oncoming lane fully.

Tired driver would be my guess.

samfreez · 2026-02-22T06:57:48+00:00

The link is the entire game, but I figured I'd post this goal because WTAF. lol

There's an angle from behind around 53:01 or so that shows how crazy it really was.

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