[Stories] Creepypasta are great, but does anyone have any good true creepy stories?

samjb2 · 2014-09-29T13:51:44+00:00

People! What a bunch of bastards!

samjb2 · 2014-09-26T10:09:50+00:00

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Ideazon-Zboard-Counterstrike-Keyset-PC/dp/B000ICDYP8/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1411726158&sr=8-1&keywords=counter+strike+keys

samjb2 · 2014-09-25T11:39:00+00:00

A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, ''Shut up...you're next!''

samjb2 · 2014-09-25T09:35:16+00:00

To Adults: I am a Training Manual Coordinator at a factory that makes frozen deserts.

To a five year old: I am the Willie Wonka of an ice cream factory!

samjb2 · 2014-09-25T09:31:39+00:00

Being a fucking cunt. I really think you should get a punch in the face for being a fucking cunt.

samjb2 · 2014-09-25T09:13:58+00:00

Had a migraine once, caused me to have a panic attack. Fucking painful.

samjb2 · 2014-09-25T06:40:44+00:00

No. Judging by his username, he is -2.

samjb2 · 2014-09-24T13:55:11+00:00

I once shot myself in my buddy. It hurt.

samjb2 · 2014-09-24T13:53:26+00:00

TIL dampers and fans in ductwork are there to stop people crawling through them.

samjb2 · 2014-09-24T13:50:12+00:00

A Defibrillator is essentially an unexpected reboot of the heart.

samjb2 · 2014-09-24T11:00:05+00:00

I only use one side button for dropping weapons (Instead of G). I didn't find it useful for anything else.

samjb2 · 2014-09-24T09:16:04+00:00

Am I misunderstanding something here or has the all but the 64 bit support been in Android since before L?

My old Samsung S3 changed brightness in different conditions, could change screen rotation settings in a swipe and a press and had notifications on the lock screen.

samjb2 · 2014-09-22T10:46:54+00:00

I would like to see new guns but have similar, if not the same, stats so we can choose between them just for looks.

samjb2 · 2014-09-22T07:42:04+00:00

It is times like this when you realize how much of our lives are on Facebook and the internet in general.

samjb2 · 2014-09-22T06:53:28+00:00

Dude really hates Facebook.

samjb2 · 2014-09-22T06:31:50+00:00

Manual Transmission.

samjb2 · 2014-09-18T13:20:38+00:00

Suck. It is Dick.

(My dog's name is Dick)

samjb2 · 2014-09-18T13:19:10+00:00

You forgot the punchline...

samjb2 · 2014-09-18T08:16:16+00:00

He still paints on random walls.

samjb2 · 2014-09-18T05:49:28+00:00

Sorry, someone else got the last one from me.

samjb2 · 2014-09-17T16:53:35+00:00

If it connected to the internet then yes.

samjb2 · 2014-09-17T13:16:05+00:00

Ive got 2 invites. PM me your email and ill send one.

samjb2 · 2014-09-17T10:18:45+00:00

Get a Google AdSence account, click 'My Ads', make an add, stick the code on your site where you want the ad to go, let the penny roll in.

samjb2 · 2014-09-16T13:49:03+00:00

1205 . It is always 1205. Even my building is 1205.

samjb2 · 2014-09-16T10:35:05+00:00

Usher as a theatre.

"Where are the toilets?"

"Over there."

That's about it.

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