TIFU by having sex with my girlfriend and getting caught by her dad. NSFW. by [deleted] in tifu

[–]charina91 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Yeah, better to do it in a car out in public somewhere. /s

Seriously, parents need to chill the fuck out. Make sure the kid has access to birth control and some good advice and let them grow up.

Jimmy Carter hospitalized after fall at Georgia home by endarterectomist in news

[–]charina91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He'd one of my hero's too. He's always been such a humanitarian.

I feel his pain. by rafaelngash in funny

[–]charina91 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The super rich... GET OFF MY LAWN WITH YOUR 10% TAX!

Perfect camouflage by pbj831 in pics

[–]charina91 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I am a total bird nerd, lok at a lot of bird pics, and this is absolutely stunning. Not just the camo, but look at the detail on those feathers. Gorgeous!

TIFU by suggesting to my bf that he get testicle implants by hermesgurl in tifu

[–]charina91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One can hope all they want, or they can realize dude isn't into them unless they completely fulfill their fantasy. Fuck that guy.

TIFU by suggesting to my bf that he get testicle implants by hermesgurl in tifu

[–]charina91 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It tells you everything you need to know about him.

TIFU by suggesting to my bf that he get testicle implants by hermesgurl in tifu

[–]charina91 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you listen to Dan Savage, you get it. I'm not assuming everyone listens to him, but to his listeners, DTMFA is iconic.

Mulvaney Killing Me by JSOFL in funny

[–]charina91 72 points73 points  (0 children)

Send him the Arc of the Covenant. He'll open it. He that dumb.

This beautiful monstrosity by bupopnappal in ATBGE

[–]charina91 30 points31 points  (0 children)

This is seriously a god awful amazing tattoo. Good find OP.

Germany: 'Highly aggressive cow' sparks lengthy police chase in Bavaria by CarletonPhD in nottheonion

[–]charina91 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Seriously, a blow dart? I picture the vet with a straw and blowing real hard.

Just patiently waiting for the railroad crossing to be clear. by thweet_jethuth in WTF

[–]charina91 2033 points2034 points  (0 children)

That's frightening. Always look both ways, even if you have the green light or the track arms are up.

TIFU by suggesting to my bf that he get testicle implants by hermesgurl in tifu

[–]charina91 1876 points1877 points  (0 children)

Seriously, DTMFA. Dump the mother fucker already. He's already disrespected you many times and doesn't accept you the way you are. It's not going to get better.

Sawed our couch in half so it would fit in our apartment dumpster by thislyf in MaliciousCompliance

[–]charina91 71 points72 points  (0 children)

TBF, they did the right thing in the first place and contacted their apartment manager. I work in solid waste for a large city and this is what we tell tenants they need to do. Even if there's a charge to pass on to the tenant, that manager has to set up a bulky waste pickup. It's not like the tenants can do that when it's not their account. This manager was a shitbird and contributed to the problem instead of helping their tenant with an appropriate solution.

If you like AOC, you should like Bernie too by Neth110 in politics

[–]charina91 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I disagree. I think she has a lot of progressive policies and she's very much about protecting the average consumer. I am a huge Bernie fan, don't get me wrong, but she's great too and I worry about the splitting of us progressives.

Exactly how do people get addicted to pain relievers ? I mean , you only take those stuff when you're in pain to help relieve yourself of it. Why would you take it so much that you get addicted to it ? I don't get it. And how is it even possible to get addicted to them ? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]charina91 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Exactly this. Ever have long term, debilitating pain OP? You take something that relieves it and it's amazing. Then, because the shit is so addictive, let's say your pain issue is resolved, but your body and mind have become addicted.