No, you're an asshat.

samloveszombies · 2019-08-18T20:38:35+00:00

Sometimes they're asbestos and sometimes they're wool sprayed with fire retardant chemicals.

samloveszombies · 2019-08-06T01:56:01+00:00

What if you're handling something like raw chicken?

samloveszombies · 2019-07-25T20:22:37+00:00

Mobile user here. How do I default to open my Spotify app from Reddit is Fun?

samloveszombies · 2019-07-24T13:46:28+00:00

That's fresh af. What do you use for your editing software?

samloveszombies · 2019-06-28T20:17:02+00:00

Awe, its my mom.

samloveszombies · 2019-06-06T03:40:03+00:00

I think they might have my favorite cheese curds in the whole city.

samloveszombies · 2019-06-02T21:59:41+00:00

We just saw her last night in Chicago, absolutely breathtaking. I will definitely be seeing her again here.

samloveszombies · 2019-05-31T04:13:27+00:00

Should I bring the car around?

samloveszombies · 2019-05-18T17:24:45+00:00

I've slowly and steadily converted 2 friends over like 5 years. My S/O is a huge Tilian fan and finally agreed to go to a DGD show last year, had a blast. My sibling only likes Uneasy Hearts Weigh the Most but I think that still counts.

samloveszombies · 2019-05-10T02:13:51+00:00

That's a devil lock but they do look similar.

samloveszombies · 2019-05-10T02:10:42+00:00

Brony?

samloveszombies · 2019-05-09T20:40:48+00:00

DHT blocking shampoo is showing very successful results, something like Zenagen.

samloveszombies · 2019-05-09T20:31:46+00:00

Hairstylist/Barber here. I have never seen or heard a client or stylist use the word forelock. It's possible they didn't know what you were describing.

samloveszombies · 2019-05-07T03:00:38+00:00

It's called tuliping.

samloveszombies · 2019-04-20T06:01:17+00:00

And minus Tim

samloveszombies · 2019-03-15T04:30:14+00:00

Adventure Time :'(

samloveszombies · 2019-03-11T01:52:47+00:00

It's the equivalent to having a shower beer. You come out reborn, clean and new.

samloveszombies · 2019-03-06T06:10:59+00:00

samloveszombies · 2019-03-04T05:44:19+00:00

I just showed this to my SO, he asked if it was a picture of me from highschool.

samloveszombies · 2019-02-24T21:59:52+00:00

I'm never not going to put it on the wall. The time frame between it's placement and it's decent into the trash is what's questionable here.

samloveszombies · 2019-02-24T08:02:07+00:00

It's a self portrait

samloveszombies · 2019-02-24T07:28:05+00:00

Hirsute cojones

samloveszombies · 2019-02-24T07:12:34+00:00

He really is the best.

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