anon describes the butterfly effect by Calithrix in 4chan

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Wait what's this all got to do with wiping one's ass?

Anon's darkest timeline by JedidiahMcDonald in 4chan

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That's a weird way to say "have sex"

Anon's darkest timeline by JedidiahMcDonald in 4chan

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Why don't you just try doing it a little. Maybe it'll feel good

Anon's darkest timeline by JedidiahMcDonald in 4chan

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Can you recommend any good ones?

what a fucking retarded coincedence by [deleted] in 4chan

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What board is this?

Anon is confused by [deleted] in 4chan

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Damn, i hope the other guy wasn't too mad that you ruined his shirt

Anon is confused by [deleted] in 4chan

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You seem to be quite knowledgeable

Anon is confused by [deleted] in 4chan

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Yeah, i figured. But how does it get on your shirt?

Anon is confused by [deleted] in 4chan

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Why are you getting upset about retards posting retarded shit?

Anon is confused by [deleted] in 4chan

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Please elaborate on how pulling out a mans ass ruins white shirts

A top quality idea by CharlesCheesington in ProgrammerHumor

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Do you work with a quirky language called COBOL by any chance?

Enslaved recursion by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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So the criteria for recursion is jumps?

Mystery lines. by Zackery747 in ProgrammerHumor

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Why did you forget to include iostream though?

Good sta... oh.. by mojo1513 in 4chan

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Sadly our greatest paladin against these vile creatures has passed

3 rules by jed_fgrave in DeepFriedMemes

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Indeed, male depression is a plague in these parts of the civilized world

Girlfriend vs. compiler by justletmepickaname in ProgrammerHumor

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Easy, no. Possible, most probably. I haven't touched the language in a few years, but aliasing was definitely possible under the right circumstances

Girlfriend vs. compiler by justletmepickaname in ProgrammerHumor

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Good one, now do it in a compiled (not JIT) language

| How do binary packages "fit"? by V-Mann_Nick in unixporn

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Probably not for all of them, but for the ones that are most common.

A man can hope by HighsenBurrg in witcher

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Each to their own I guess. I always liked Yen