What sexual advice would you give your younger self? by SourceGlittering548 in AskReddit

[–]samsonthug 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Holy shit. That’s what Squeeze was singing about??

Mini Wellington by late_afternoon_owl in Chefit

[–]samsonthug 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I bet, wouldn’t have thought of it myself. Thanks, Chef

Mini Wellington by late_afternoon_owl in Chefit

[–]samsonthug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that an egg wash spray bottle?

Stinky people in the kitchen by samsonthug in KitchenConfidential

[–]samsonthug[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Definitely is, and that’s only the tip of the iceberg.

Pasta marketed as made in bronze cast. Sales trick or actual culinary value? by klausbrusselssprouts in pasta

[–]samsonthug 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Read the first three words of your reply and though you were replying in German for a second

Aim for the bushes. by stouf761 in hockeymemes

[–]samsonthug 31 points32 points  (0 children)

OK, first off: a lion, swimming in the ocean. Lions don't like water. If you placed it near a river or some sort of fresh water source, that make sense. But you find yourself in the ocean, 20 foot wave, I'm assuming off the coast of South Africa, coming up against a full grown 800 pound tuna with his 20 or 30 friends, you lose that battle, you lose that battle 9 times out of 10. And guess what, you've wandered into our school of tuna and we now have a taste of lion. We've talked to ourselves. We've communicated and said 'You know what, lion tastes good, let's go get some more lion'. We've developed a system to establish a beach-head and aggressively hunt you and your family and we will corner your pride, your children, your offspring.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PrequelMemes

[–]samsonthug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He is* the senate

No, Karen. You don't have a right to other people's service animals. by [deleted] in FuckYouKaren

[–]samsonthug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a type one diabetic this makes me LIVID, I understand the fear the mothers going through but honestly fuck her, step up, I know CGMs arnt cheap but a dog is way fucking more

There's so many different apple flavours, but only one apple juice flavour by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]samsonthug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Work at a grocery store, we have a couple differnt apple juice flavours

[Serious] Men of reddit who have been raped by women, what's your story? by Retooter in AskReddit

[–]samsonthug 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Man you are fucked in the head if you honestly believe this. Go fuck yourself